Verboticism: Spantext

'Omigod! Does your boyfriend always write like that? Such big words!'

DEFINITION: To estimate a person's love-making ability by measuring the average length of their text messages.

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Spantext

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation:

Sentence: With spantext like that his pants must be really stretchy

Etymology: spandex + text

Points: 817

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