Verboticism: Woebegonorrhea

'Who's this? A facebook friend.'

DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Woebegonorrhea

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: woe/begone/or/ea

Sentence: He felt an intense wave of woebegonorrhea when he discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him and just as he was about to tell her about the test results from the clinic

Etymology: woebegone + gonorrhea

Points: 446

Comments: Woebegonorrhea

petaj - 2007-06-01: 08:44:00
It's a cruel world.

purpleartichokes - 2007-06-01: 09:11:00
He never should have hooked up with SyPhillis.

petaj - 2007-06-01: 09:42:00
Nor Clay Middea, H. Ivy and Donna Vanosis

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-01: 12:34:00
I think VD (Verbotomy Dialogue) is very contagious

rikboyee - 2007-06-01: 18:48:00
dinner was going well, the potatoes were cooked to perfection.. the meat was tender and the gravy she'd made was delicious.. but the evening went downhill after he tasted Her Peas

petaj - 2007-06-01: 21:50:00
No doubt someone had been engaging in riceque behaviour and enjoying some lentitillation with the peas.