Verboticism: Eyespeen
DEFINITION: To stand, or sit, behind a person using a computer and provide commentary, suggestions, and if necessary intervention, whether wanted or not.
Eyespeen
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: ee-yes-pee-ehn
Sentence: When I wanted to click on alert box on stupid Internet Explorer, unfortunately, Jim was there to take care of the eyespeen, even offering to compute the coordinates on which button to point in the alert box out of the ONE button in the alert box.
Etymology: ESPN [providing commentaries day in, day out] + eyes [on the screen] + be on the screen=speen + eyes spin [you roll your eyes when someone eyespeens you through the whole Internet experience]
Points: 1046