Verboticism: Jabbergasted

'I'm clean! Clean as a needle!'

DEFINITION: n. The prescribed response of shock and denial that all world-class athletes follow when caught using banned drugs. v. To act shocked and deny guilt when accused of wrong-doing.

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Jabbergasted

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: jab-err-gas-ted

Sentence: to suggest that i won that week of verbotomy due to the illegal use of anabolic dictionaroids...i have to tell you that leaves me absolutely jabbergasted

Etymology: jab, flabbergasted

Points: 1139

Comments: Jabbergasted

rikboyee - 2007-05-23: 02:45:00
after the injection i had a bad case of thesaurarse....

pinwheel - 2007-05-23: 02:53:00
They'll throw the book at you for that one!

purpleartichokes - 2007-05-23: 04:50:00
Something tells me you'll wocky away with this one.

Jabberwocky - 2007-05-23: 09:02:00
"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe" - hey - who's interrupting my morning mantra with such slander - Rikboyee - for evermore you will be known to me as Rikbadboyee!!

purpleartichokes - 2007-05-23: 11:51:00
Oooo! You've been Jabbermockeyed!

rikboyee - 2007-05-23: 18:00:00
enough of your purpleartijokes