Verboticism: Clurk

'Are you just browsing?'

DEFINITION: n. An overbearing or pushy salesperson who makes you want to leave a store rather than look around and buy something. v. To aggressively sell something to someone who doesn't want it.

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Clurk

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: Clerk.

Sentence: That damn clurk keeps popping up out of nowhere and bugging me - no, I don't need help! Let's just go.

Etymology: clerk & lurk

Points: 647

Comments: Clurk

petaj - 2007-05-16: 23:12:00
Sounds really creepy. Clurk Kent has the hightest, fastest, strongest sales record of all.

surfstang - 2007-05-18: 00:48:00
I like it