Verboticism: Slitzophrenia

'Is this shrink wrapping a new security feature?'

DEFINITION: v. To injure oneself physically, or to be reduced to a state of mental incapacity, when attempting to open shrink-wrapped CDs, DVDs or software. n. Packaging that is painfully difficult to open.

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Slitzophrenia

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: slit/zo/free/nee/a

Sentence: Battles with shrinkwrap have reduced me to a state of slitzophrenia. I now approach plastic with a swiss army knife.

Etymology: slit + schizophrenia

Points: 875

Comments: Slitzophrenia

scrabbelicious - 2008-08-18: 15:18:00
There's only two ways to open IT.

OZZIEBOB - 2008-08-18: 19:53:00
A very practical approach

Nosila - 2008-08-18: 21:20:00
Slitzophrenia...great word, Slitzoids buy more Swiss Army knives than anyone! (or should we call the Slitz Army Knives...?)

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