Verboticism: Fashun

'You're wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: n. A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed, not to attract others, but rather to repel them. v. To dress for protection.

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Fashun

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: fas/shun

Sentence: She wore the most hideous outfit to the club to keep the men away. It was definitely a fashun statement. Not even a pompass, a chickmagnot, or a casanoway would think of approaching her.

Etymology: fashion + shun

Points: 512

Comments: Fashun

wordmeister - 2007-02-23: 02:24:00
Imagine being a club full of fashunistas... What would you wear?

petaj - 2007-02-23: 02:50:00
A fashmina?

allwise - 2007-02-23: 03:26:00
How about a barka?

erasmus - 2007-02-23: 04:11:00
Use those verbotomisms! great sentence.

galwaywegian - 2007-02-23: 04:33:00
a sa-wrong?

Osomatic - 2007-02-23: 04:45:00
Good one, galwaywegian! Me, I'd wear a tuxedon't.

Discoveria - 2007-02-23: 05:26:00
A tuxedon't or a wastecoat?

Osomatic - 2007-02-23: 05:37:00
Well in any case it certainly seems to be a block tie affair.

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-23: 07:01:00
Wow! Some great cloathes here!

Alchemist - 2007-02-23: 07:09:00
Where's me stop hat, guv?

wordmeister - 2007-02-23: 08:59:00
Thank goodness, I'm wearing my pushoff bra.

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-23: 09:55:00
Do these queerings match this fecklace?

Jabberwocky - 2007-02-23: 11:24:00
nothing's a match for my armoredtanktop - it can fire two missiles simultaneously

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-23: 11:56:00
A simoncowlneck or detertleneck are also effective spacemakers.

Jabberwocky - 2007-02-23: 12:32:00
these are better words than we originally submitted

Alchemist - 2007-02-23: 13:55:00
Look, there's Sally in her culoffs!

Jabberwocky - 2007-02-23: 14:50:00
and Jim in his stranglerjeans

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-23: 15:51:00
And Bob decked out in his ascnot and donaldtrumphairel.

Discoveria - 2007-02-23: 16:41:00
Don't forget those classy shoos!

porsche - 2007-02-23: 16:48:00
and the no siree hosiery and the ebola tie

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-23: 20:16:00
We seem to have the appropriate acootiements. Where shall we go? The dance clubbed? Better apply some PMSence first.

petaj - 2007-02-23: 23:54:00
Let's go to the Snitz, or the Shockadero. Those go-awaiters on your boots and appallettes on your shoulders will be admired there.