Verboticism: Flirtard

'I may not have the body of a peacock...'

DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.

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Flirtard

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: flurr-tard

Sentence: Simon could not understand why women avoided him. Unfortunately he was a complete flirtard and was certain that his sexy t-shirt with the words "My dick is down here" and an arrow printed on the front should have attracted them!

Etymology: to flirt + retard = flirtard

Points: 770

Comments: Flirtard

allwise - 2007-02-22: 02:20:00
I wasn't going to make a word for my own definition, but when I though of this, I just couldn't hep it ;-)

Alchemist - 2007-02-22: 04:14:00
Where can I get one of those t-shirts?

allwise - 2007-02-22: 04:30:00
maybe on tshirthell.com?

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-22: 06:44:00
allwise - I was going to tell you to submit it there!

allwise - 2007-02-22: 08:28:00
can you actually submit suggestions there?

purpleartichokes - 2007-02-22: 09:24:00
Yep! You might have to sign up for their monthly newsletter tho.