DEFINITION: n. A conclusion or an assumption developed after careful listening to, and analysis of one-half of a telephone conversation. v. To listen to one-half of a telephone conversation.

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Onedering: /wun-duh-ring/ Whenever she rang her ex, Paul would hover behind her, obsessively onedering what they were talking about. Etymology: one + wonder + ring (to call) Created by: Carla.

Bialog: /bīəläg/ Drawing conclusions from a bialog of an overheard phone call can be as difficult as doing a dot-to-dot puzzle using only the even numbers. Etymology: Bisect (divide in two [half]) + dialog (conversation between two or more people) Created by: artr.

Hearhersay: /heer hur say/ Phonecia talked to her friends and relations constantly on the phone. George, who had neither friends nor relations, could not do the same. Therefore he tended to listen in on those half conversations and got his exercise jumping to conclusions. He always incorrectly assumed they were discussing him. He was half right. Especially the night he overheard Phonecia talking to her cousin, Vinny, who was an exterminator. Although it was hearhersay, George was pretty sure the pest control solution was meant for him. And he was right...RAID! Etymology: Hearsay (heard through another rather than directly;gossip;assumption) & Hear Her Say (Hear a woman say, as opposed to hear what she hears). Created by: Nosila.

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