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DEFINITION: n. A person who pretends to be green because they think global warming is hot. v. To name-drop green status symbols in a shallow attempt to attract comely green people.
Congreenient
Top verboticism of the day created by Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: con-green-eee-ent
Sentence: Sam was a congreenient environmentalist who stashed his gas guzzler in the garage and got out his bike when the female branch of 'friends of pure air' cycled by.
Etymology: con + green + convenient
Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments:
Darn those gas guzzlers! :-) - artr, 2009-07-14: 15:46:00
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Greepy: /gree-pee/ Jennifer loved nature and everything in it. Almost. She was okay with the creepy crawlies -- bugs and worms and maggots. She was fascinated by the big predators -- grizzlies, sharks, and snakes. But she could never get used to the greepy guy who kept jumping in front of her "au naturel", saying "Hey baby! Want to do a little recycling in the sunshine!" Etymology: green and creepy! Created by: jrogan.
Comments:
very funny - porsche, 2009-07-14: 12:20:00
Greennose: /green - no - s/ Being the greennose that Bill was, he approached Matilda and asked if he could dispose of her used Soda Can after lunch in an ecologically correct collection device. He did this, not because he really cared about recycling but because he knew that Matilda cared very much about the green movement and she happened to be the hottest chick in the office. Etymology: green + brown nose Created by: rombus.
Comments:
Good one! - Nosila, 2009-07-14: 22:05:00
Ecoflirt: // Reusable tote bags are a must for anyone who wants to ecoflirt at the grocery store. Etymology: Created by: Paloma.
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Comments:
- 2006-11-13: 07:11:00
How true. Green is the new status symbol. Every frigging celebrity is now wrapped in a fig leaf.
queeny - 2006-11-13: 14:11:00
love this word enviromench . hey, you guys behind the curtain, I want to change my vote.
- 2006-11-13: 14:11:00
Great sentence deadpanwalking: "When he winked when he told me he'd like to show me his Prius, I knew he was an enviromench."
- 2006-11-13: 14:11:00
And this one is funny too -- Even Larry David needs to give himself an ecoboost every now and then, as he so valiantly attempted when he tried to chase down his fellow Prius driver so he could greet him as a fellow Prius driver.
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