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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Caggressionar

Created by: mickey666

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Sentence: Being behind the wheel can bring out the dark side of people. It is referred to as caggressionar or aggression in car.

Etymology: C(aggression)ar Aggression in car

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Testosterisk

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: test-os-ter-isk

Sentence: Billy was killed yesterday driving to work when he took a mjor testosterisk by cutting off a line of cars on the off ramp just so he could be ahead of them in line.

Etymology: testosterone+risk

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Autourage

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

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Angautomable

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ang-graw-toe-maw-bull

Sentence: He was angautomable because he was late to work

Etymology: German

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Coupedetat

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: coop/deh/tah

Sentence: He instituted a coupedetat on a north bound road declaring it a south bound route from here on.

Etymology: coup d'etat + coupe

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Hummerage

Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Hum-er-ij

Sentence: Dude, cut out the Hummerage, you're not in the right away, you hear me?

Etymology: Hummer + Rage

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Birdflip

Created by: Madamemojo

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Jeopardefy

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /j&-'por-d&-"fI/

Sentence: Look both ways before crossing even one-way streets. To do otherwise is just jeopardifying yourself.

Etymology: From jeopardy + defy

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Divinerightofway

Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "dammit, it's my divinerightofway, and i'm going to claim it -- or die trying!"

Etymology: a bit kludgy, but a mixture of "divine right" and "right of way"

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Freewaving

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: free/way/ving

Sentence: Sue was taken aback when instead of moving over to let the speeding car merge onto the highway, Bob started freewaving the driver in the car and continued driving in "his" lane.

Etymology: freeway, waving (the middle finger)

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