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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Caggressionar

Created by: mickey666

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Sentence: Being behind the wheel can bring out the dark side of people. It is referred to as caggressionar or aggression in car.

Etymology: C(aggression)ar Aggression in car

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- mickey666, 2007-01-04: 12:50:00

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Autoannihilation

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: OR-toe-a-NY-hill-ay-shun

Sentence: His self destructive behaviour behind the wheel is a perfect example of autoannihilation.

Etymology: auto (self and automobile) + annihilation (destruction)

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Roadgoading

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: rode/gode/ing

Sentence: The last time he played "roadgoading" with three semi-trailers on a busy freeway, he was more than a little miffed at the result.

Etymology: road + goading (inciting or arousing to action)

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Wheelooicide

vixphilia

Created by: vixphilia

Pronunciation: Wheel-oo-*ee*-cide

Sentence: These Brits sure can't drive! Just keep Wheelooiciding and they'll learn to drive on the other side of the street.

Etymology: Wheel + Suicide, with the double O's to emphasize the stupidity of the acton.

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Irroadsponsible

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible

Sentence: He crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signalling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.

Etymology: irresponsible + road

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Traficide

likephilshead

Created by: likephilshead

Pronunciation: (Tra-fi-cide)

Sentence: Bob broke his leg and totaled his car in traficide.

Etymology: suicide(the driver), homicide(the passenger/s, and traffic.

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Accinine

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: ax-see-nine

Sentence: He accinined across 4 lanes of traffic.

Etymology: accident + assinine

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Dumbinate

Created by: dwingillinois

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Wrongofway

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: rong-ov-way

Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.

Etymology: a play on the words right of way

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Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00

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Autourage

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

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