Verboticisms

Created by: kabloozie

Pronunciation: stare-shlep-per

Sentence: Workout? After a week of watching reruns and eating snickerdoodles I can barely manage a stairschlepper.

Etymology: stairstepper + schlepp (a yiddish word meaning 'to drag'

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: EHKS-pur-spize

Sentence: Alex's girlfriend wouldn't hug him, because the results of his experspise were visually evident from ten feet away--and aromatically evident from twenty.

Etymology: excerise + perspire

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: ex-err-stench-ul

Sentence: after the session at the gym proved exerstenchal, he wondered if there was any meaning left in working out

Etymology: exercise, stench, existential

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COMMENTS:

Then he camuserated with his friends and said he had to sartre out his nietzsche for exerstenchal workouts. They advised him to never let his kierkegaard down. - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-26: 14:14:00

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Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: per-spee-thet-ic

Sentence: His eyes red and raw from having sand kicked into them, Howard finally returned to Joe’s Gym, only to find that his perspithetic efforts on the weight machine caused him more embarrassment than he’d felt on the beach!

Etymology: perspire + pathetic

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Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Air-oh-muh-size

Sentence: I tried to impress the ladies with my deltoid crunches, but only managed to aeromacise profusely until someone called the pest control company to check for rodents in the walls.

Etymology: Aerobics + aroma + exercise

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COMMENTS:

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-26: 14:22:00

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Created by: ChristopherAndersen

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A google search tells me rikboyee came up with this word before I did. But it's not on the list anymore. Verbotomy allowed me to enter it. Are we losing words? - ChristopherAndersen, 2007-08-01: 00:23:00

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: mack-aint-mo

Sentence: With desperation in his eyes, Leo dragged one foot in front of the other on the slowly moving treadmill. That weights session had enervated him leaving the powerful yet tangy scent of body odour lingering in his nostrils. It was a growing realisation that he was machaintmo.

Etymology: machismo + aint

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Created by: riomarde

Pronunciation: sweat/strong

Sentence: I badly need a shower after that sweatstrong workout.

Etymology: strong + sweat

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: brawn/grance

Sentence: Butch was tired of all his friends giving him a hard time about his body odour after working out. They would joke about his foul-lifting, or punging-iron, or ask how his stenchercise, exereektion, stinkercise, expirercise or smellertion went that day, but he, being the wholesome all around hard working, iron pumping, profuse sweating positive person that he was, began referring to his manly odour as brawngrance, the smell of a champion.

Etymology: brawn + fragrance

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Created by: dancerxoxox

Pronunciation: smelly/fat/ron/ic

Sentence: his body was in smellyfatronic mode.

Etymology: smelly - fat - ironic

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Created by: missmurder

Pronunciation: stree-oh

Sentence: The man was surprised when he found out he had streo.

Etymology: strong+body oder

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Created by: rubyshine

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Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: tie-bee-oh

Sentence: The New Year's resolution to loose weight is, in reality, an exodus of couch potatoes to the gym for a month or two of taebeeohing.

Etymology: Tae Bo + B.O. (body odor)

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Created by: radiogirl

Pronunciation: eks'tINk

Sentence: It turned out I had to take a very long bath after my extinking session.

Etymology: EXercise STINK extinct (of muscles ;)

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Jim + wif

Sentence: He was a flabby dumb-bell who, after starting an early morning, get-fit program, never thought to shower his gymodorous self before swithering to the office. His gymwhiff was so strong that fellow workers avoided this gymnauseous sweat-trough like the plague.

Etymology: "Gym" of (gymnasium) + Whiff. Cognates: gymwhiffer, gymwhiffs, gymwhiffish, gymwhiffing.

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: boh-bill-der-dee

Sentence: Stanley was glad that he stunk, he noticed that his bobuilderdy attracted attention from the ladies.

Etymology: b.o. (body odor)+ body + builder

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: cal/i/stench/ics

Sentence: Wow - these calistenchics are producing such huge muscles and such a strong manly scent - I'll soon be the pitpong champion of the gym.

Etymology: calisthenics + stench

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: chill-ee-pow-ur

Sentence: His peraspiration to get back in shape was strong, but his unsurpassed chilipower was chasing away all the other gym customers.

Etymology: chili (smells like sweat), power

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COMMENTS:

My word was inspired by my brother-in-law, Pete. We were standing in a long line of people at a gift shop. I was one person ahead of Pete, with that one person sandwiched between us being particularly wretched-smelling. It was hear-a-pin-drop quiet until Pete broke the silence by yelling out "Hey Leigh! You making chili up there?!". Yep, you can't choose your relatives. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-26: 07:02:00

funny story -I like the word peraspiration too - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-26: 14:17:00

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