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DEFINITION: The response you get when you tell a coworker that their clothing violates the dress code standards at your office.
Verboticisms
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Projectnoway
Created by: deadpanwalking
Pronunciation: Pro-ject-NO-way
Sentence: I told her to change her shirt since her tits were hanging out on display for god, country, and mother but she rolled her eyes and gave me that projectnoway look and I said, "your ass better be headed to gap for a twin set."
Etymology: project runway + no
Insubwhoredination
Created by: alecstevenson
Pronunciation: in-sub-hor-di-na-tion
Sentence:
Etymology: insubordination + whore
Retart
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The blistering retart he got for commenting on her clothing made him hesitant to complain again
Etymology: retort + tart
Floutrage
Created by: chris
Pronunciation:
Sentence: ...it rarely took more than one misplaced word to get Vanessa into a state of complete floutrage
Etymology: flout + outrage
Smartytartypants
Created by: queeny
Pronunciation: smarty tarty pants
Sentence: Hey Herb Tarlic, I said nothing about your white buck belt,your such a smartytartypants.
Etymology:
Flauntback
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Her flauntback was to mind my own business and stop staring at her.
Etymology: flaunt + feedback
Turkeytogger
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: ter/ke/tog/er -- just as it sounds
Sentence: Take that you miserable little "Turkeytogger"!
Etymology: "Turkeytogger" refers to the grubby garments worn by stupid, ineffectual people who like sucking up to the boss
Comments:
casualmyday
- 2006-11-11: 18:11:00
Floutrage -- kudos to Chris. Funny sentence. 'They' -- verbotomy -- should let us vote for more words.