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DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.
Verboticisms
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Conditionesia
Created by: IneffableDawn
Pronunciation: con-dish-on-eez-ee-ya
Sentence: She had just shampooed and conditioned her hair, but forgot that she did in an extreme bout of conditionesia.
Etymology: Condition (derived from 'conditioner') Esia (from 'amnesia')
Cogjam
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: kog-jam
Sentence: Bob often stayed far too long in the shower. And when he did cogjam set in and instantly he travelled, in his imagination, to Lapland and thought that he was Santa Claus. In reality his split-second cerebral sojourns, were nothing more than mental minyips, where this confused chronoclot didn't know the difference between shaving cream and shampoo.
Etymology: Cogjam: based on "logjam". Blend of "cog"(cognizance:awareness)+jam:(become stuck); Minyip:blend of "min"(imum)& "yip": hitch. Chronoclot:"chrono"& clot(blockage or fool)
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COMMENTS:
Eating a clock often causes time blockage. - Kyoti, 2007-08-16: 10:06:00
You've got to watch out for that. Got any gear to clear such a blockage? Maybe some figjam will do it. - petaj, 2007-08-17: 02:59:00
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Mindgap
Created by: Metalflower
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When Gina was having the most fun at the party, she went pale, because she simply couldn't remember, if she hed fed the fish. The mindgap cruelly set in again!
Etymology: mind, gap
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COMMENTS:
Gina mindgap was cruel: the life of a fish is ova before it begins. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:35:00
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Shamgapoo
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: sham-gah-poo
Sentence: She felt like she was in a halcion daze whenever she used that new shampoo. On the bottle there was a warning in very small print. It read: "Use with caution. Repeated use may cause shamgapoo. If you experience any drowsiness, memory loss or loss of motor skills please seek medical attention immediately. If you are late for work more than 3 consecutive days that is your problem. Use at your own risk."
Etymology: shampoo + gap (as in space)
Washwarp
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: wash-warp
Sentence: Water conservation officials consider washwarps one of their biggest threats, whereas some haircare manufactures have cited an almost 50% increase in sales due to this phenomenon alone.
Etymology: wash + timewarp
Liquidbraino
Created by: kingofthespill
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
That's what some people drink that results in brain damage. - petaj, 2007-08-17: 02:48:00
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Shamnesia
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: sham-knee-shah
Sentence: Stricken with shamnesia, I had absolutely no recollection of how many times I shampooed, rinsed and repeated.
Etymology: shampoo + amnesia
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COMMENTS:
great word! - galwaywegian, 2007-08-17: 04:12:00
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Higienatus
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: hygiene-ATE-us
Sentence: Harry had shut off the water and brushed his teeth before he realised that a higienatus had occurred and he was still head to toe in lather.
Etymology: hygiene + hiatus
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COMMENTS:
One thing you can say about Harry: he is a clean eater! Good blend. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:38:00
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Unpowernap
Created by: StigAllan
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I do not understand why thes unpowernaps occur whenever there is something I need to remember
Etymology:
Loreality
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: lorr eee al ittee
Sentence: The shower was so powerful her tactile senses took over, sweeping her from reality to Loreality. She couldn't remember her own name, much less what she was supposed to be doing with the soap, but heck, she figured she was worth it!
Etymology: loreal, reality
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COMMENTS:
Reality to loreality I've often been there. Great word the "Loreal" Company will love you. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 23:03:00
I'll vote for this - because your worth it! - petaj, 2007-08-17: 02:47:00
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Comments:
Kyoti - 2007-08-16: 10:07:00
And never let Mom see you running through her house washwarp objects.
Metalflower - 2007-08-16: 18:07:00
I don't know this feeling at all! It has never occured to me! At least in the shower.... Because, what DOES happen often.... I run back to my car to see if it's locked. It never was unlocked, but I simply never remember locking it. ;)
OZZIEBOB - 2007-08-16: 18:25:00
Good word. It seems to me that Water Conservation officials along with their economics make no sense: no matter how much it rains, they always send me a water bill.