Verboticisms

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: Die-vuhl-jhor-he-uh

Sentence: His divulgorrhea about his wife's genital herpes put Frank in the Dog House for the night.

Etymology: Divulge + rehin (to flow)

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COMMENTS:

I think that he'd be in the dog for a whole week after letting that slip out... - wordmeister, 2007-01-08: 23:30:00

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Created by: goldenspeechy

Pronunciation: bla-bba-gabb-el

Sentence: Elaine waved goodbye to her friend Jane, then promptly pounced on the phone and blabbergabbled the details of Jane's vegetable fetish to the rest of their circle of friends.

Etymology: 'blabber'mouth + gabble. And it almost rhymes! Marvellous.

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COMMENTS:

It does kind of ryhyme! Good! - wordmeister, 2007-01-08: 22:49:00

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Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: see-kret-ell

Sentence: Flicka wanted to keep her birthmark in the shape of Bob Saget private knowledge, but after Roy did some drunken secretelling at the office party, that was impossible.

Etymology: secret + tell

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: grin dis kreet

Sentence: Ralph had no class. How his poor wife Rhonda put up with him so long, no one knew. Ralph could not only not keep a secret, he felt the need to laugh about everything private in their lives. He chortled over their finances to friends; jested about his wife's cooking, her weight, her mother,and he guffawed over their sex life. He was grindiscreet. One day Rhonda blew a gasket, choked him with the dog's leash and ran off with Vinny, the pool boy because Vinny was vindiscreet.

Etymology: Grin (a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows amusement) & Indiscreet (lacking discretion; injudicious;good judgment or sense;revealing too much information)

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sensərchip

Sentence: Candy believes in freedom of speech however with her boyfriend Charles, censorchip is required. She would love to have a censorchip planted deep in his brain to keep him from blurting out things she told him in private.

Etymology: censor (scrutinize, revise, or cut unacceptable parts from a book, movie, etc.) + chip (a tiny wafer of semiconducting material used to make an integrated circuit)

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jabərtôkē

Sentence: Like a movie you just can*t stop, Blurt will talk about whatever pops into his indiscreet little brain. With his brand of jabbertalkie there is no edit, no mute button on this public address system. Tell him a secret and people in the Australian outback will know about it within minutes.

Etymology: jabber: fast, excited talk that makes little sense + talkie (a movie with a soundtrack, as distinct from a silent film) A play off of Jabberwocky

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Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fool-lips

Sentence: Cassie's botox injection made her lips look very sexy. At least that's what she thought. And so did her boyfriend! In fact, he was so excited that he went into a foolippian frenzy, and told everyone that she had just had her lips done. She was so mad that the next time they kissed, she bit the foolip's tongue right off.

Etymology: fool + lips

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Created by: lebeast

Pronunciation: blab-ah-rea

Sentence: His blabbarrhea got so out of control they were forced to ball gag him, dress him in leathers, and banish him to the basement (pit).

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss klose

Sentence: Henry did not realize that his dissclose of his wife's weight to everyone put him this close to spousecide!

Etymology: Diss (say bad, disrespectful things) & Disclose (make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret)

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Created by: EonaFrae

Pronunciation: bab-ul-bot

Sentence: The habitual babblebot, Trevor could overrule entire conversations with the sound of his own voice.

Etymology: Babble [To talk idly, irrationally, excessively, or foolishly] + Bot [a device that can perform routine tasks with minimal human intervention]

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