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DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn't know what not to say.

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Indiscreech

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: in dis skreetch

Sentence: When they met, she thought he was cute and charming. After they had gotten to know each other in the biblical sense, she found out later he had been indiscreech with his buddies playing golf. When they leered at her and made lurid comments, she knew she had to dump him quickly, as golfers don't get better with age or die gracefully. They just lose their balls or get a hole-in-one!

Etymology: Indiscreet (lacking discretion; injudicious;not marked by prudence or modesty and wise self-restraint;not heedful of potential consequences)& Screech (a high-pitched noise resembling a human cry)

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Blabbarrhea

Created by: lebeast

Pronunciation: blab-ah-rea

Sentence: His blabbarrhea got so out of control they were forced to ball gag him, dress him in leathers, and banish him to the basement (pit).

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Confidentyell

Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation: as "confidential"

Sentence: When I showed up, Tim was confidentyelling about Clarice's performance in the bedroom.

Etymology: from "confidential" and "yell"

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Spazblab

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: SPAZ-blab

Sentence: After 2 drinks Bob was busy spazblabbing about our new takeover strategy to everyone.

Etymology: spaz (To be clumsy or inept) + blab (To reveal (secret matters) especially through indiscreet or unreserved talk)

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Privishar

Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Priv - ish - are

Sentence: That loudmouth is a real privishar, he tells everyone my secrets!

Etymology: Private + Share

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Arsetalking

Created by: sarach

Pronunciation: arrs-talk-ing

Sentence: We left the dinner early last night because Jim wouldn't stop arsetalking about my new underwear.

Etymology: English from talking out of one's arse.

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Tumbletongue

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: tumble-tung

Sentence: Rupert's propensity to tumbletongue made him the first guy to be invited into the hitherto all-girl office gossip group

Etymology: tumble (to spill out uncontrollably) + tongue (to give voice to)

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Dimwitter

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: dim-wit-uh

Sentence: Luckily, Lucy's friends now knew that she was an incorrigible dimwitter. Ever since Lucy had announced Beatrice's chlamydia to the neighbours, no-one shared their confidences with her.

Etymology: dimwit + witter (to chatter or babble pointlessly)

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