Verboticisms

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: speek - kret

Sentence: Do you want to know a speakcret? Oops, its not a secret any more since I spoke it. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me....hahaha.

Etymology: speak, secret

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Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: un-scru-pul-gate

Sentence: Phil's wife was constantly warning him not to unscrupulgate, as his boss had warned her that he might lose his job if he didn't learn to hold his tongue.

Etymology: From unscrupulous, (unprincipled) and promulgate, (to make public). Thus Phil was an unscrupulgator. Big teeth. To be avoided.

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Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fool-lips

Sentence: Cassie's botox injection made her lips look very sexy. At least that's what she thought. And so did her boyfriend! In fact, he was so excited that he went into a foolippian frenzy, and told everyone that she had just had her lips done. She was so mad that the next time they kissed, she bit the foolip's tongue right off.

Etymology: fool + lips

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Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: in + confidentiality

Sentence: He hasn't got to grips with inconfidentiality yet

Etymology: based on 'confidential' To keep thinks private.

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Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: oh-ver-shae-ring

Sentence: Evan messed up most of his date's by oversharing his non-existent sexlife.

Etymology: oval - circle with two centers. shearing - to remove wool from a sheep. (Or maybe it's a more logical composition...)

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: word illy ous

Sentence: Gavin was so wordillious he needed his jaws wired shut.

Etymology: from word and billious as if throwing up words without a care.

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Created by: themeanreds

Pronunciation: Lax-er-be-8

Sentence: That laxerbiating moron over there just told me you smell like broccoli.

Etymology: Lax (loose), erb (verbose)

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Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Priv - ish - are

Sentence: That loudmouth is a real privishar, he tells everyone my secrets!

Etymology: Private + Share

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: grin dis kreet

Sentence: Ralph had no class. How his poor wife Rhonda put up with him so long, no one knew. Ralph could not only not keep a secret, he felt the need to laugh about everything private in their lives. He chortled over their finances to friends; jested about his wife's cooking, her weight, her mother,and he guffawed over their sex life. He was grindiscreet. One day Rhonda blew a gasket, choked him with the dog's leash and ran off with Vinny, the pool boy because Vinny was vindiscreet.

Etymology: Grin (a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows amusement) & Indiscreet (lacking discretion; injudicious;good judgment or sense;revealing too much information)

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Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: His nonconformidentiality guard having been weakened, he blurted out the truth behind his relationship with her mother

Etymology: Nonconform = to do the unwanted confidentiality is broken by the non conforming

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