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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Pocketmaze

Created by: troutmask

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- troutmask, 2007-01-06: 20:45:00

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Htmltzheimers

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: aych-tee-em-alt-sigh-mers

Sentence: when his server went down he was completely lost and afraid...his htmltzheimers was getting worse

Etymology: html , altzheimers

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Disdotorganization

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: dis-dot-or-gan-uh-zay-shun

Sentence: Alan's keys, due to his disdotorganization, often ended up in various places, such as the microwave.

Etymology: disorganization + dot-org (as in a website)

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Dopesy

Created by: Chapin

Pronunciation: Dope-see, dope-uh-see (alt.)

Sentence: Either invisible gnomes are deliberately stealing and hiding my keys, or I've got terminal dopesy.

Etymology: Root: "dope," an idiot or stupid person. Also a play on "dropsy," an abnormal accumulation of serous fluid in bodily tissues or cavities.

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Dopeye

Carla

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: doh-pie

Sentence: Brian was always particularly dopeye in the mornings. He would search for spectacles that were already perched atop his head and for car keys that were in his pocket. He relied entirely on GPS to navigate him to the office where he had worked for the past 17 years.

Etymology: dopey + eye

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Yahoonisia

Created by: Madamemojo

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Beingaman

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: bee-ing-a-man

Sentence: Of course, this ineptitude could quite easily be credited to beingaman

Etymology: Obvious, surely?

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Deegle

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: dee-gull

Sentence: I wish I could deegle my car keys when I lose them.

Etymology: desire+google

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Floptimizing

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: flop/ti/miz/ing

Sentence: FUD (fear, uncertainty, and doubt) struck home as Fred realized that all the time spent looking for his missing black sock could be blamed on his floptimizing genes.

Etymology: flop (failure) + optimizing (what every SEO guarantees)

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I'm wondering if I'm floptimistic? I think I can find stuff, but I can't... - wordmeister, 2007-01-06: 01:11:00

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Gnashdig

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: nash - dig

Sentence: David you have spent all morning gnashdigging for your wallet; it is about time you got more organised.

Etymology: gnash - grinding teeth in frustration and dig - to search for.

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