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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Socknology

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: sock nowl edgy

Sentence: brian just could not get his head around socknology, it completely alluded him.

Etymology: from socks and technology

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Life

likephilshead

Created by: likephilshead

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: You know what I mean.

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COMMENTS:

Exactly! - egonschiela, 2007-01-05: 10:08:00

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Prealtavistupied

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: pre*altah*vistu*pied

Sentence: When he finally gets away from the computer Paul is so prealtavitupied he does the dumbest things. He once put butter on the wrong side of his toast.

Etymology: From the word preoccupied - meaning to be unaware and the name altavista, a once popular search engine.

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COMMENTS:

Butter on the wrong side of the toast? Man! He must of been totally confused... - wordmeister, 2007-01-05: 10:36:00

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Somebuggerswipeditdotcom

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: sum-bug-r-swiped-it.com

Sentence: It's gone. Lost. Missing. Stolen. Just plain not here. My only option is to use Somebuggerswipeditdotcom - they'll find it for me!

Etymology: Well, I wrote it down on a bit of paper, but I can't find it anywhere ...

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Dopeye

Carla

Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: doh-pie

Sentence: Brian was always particularly dopeye in the mornings. He would search for spectacles that were already perched atop his head and for car keys that were in his pocket. He relied entirely on GPS to navigate him to the office where he had worked for the past 17 years.

Etymology: dopey + eye

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Googleholic

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Google-ho-lic

Sentence: Tristram's Googleholism renderered him unable to do anything complicated when his wifi went down.

Etymology: From Google and the suffix "holism" as in someone with an unhealthy dependancy on a substance.

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Chercheholism

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: shar-sha-hol-ism

Sentence: He stood frozen in the middle of the grocery store, staring the multi-aisle maze. His chercheholism rendered him non-functional.

Etymology: cherche - french for search; holism - from alchoholism

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Disorgajumble

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: dis-orga-jumble

Sentence: He was completely organized in the office, but at home everything he owned was disorgajumbled.

Etymology: disorga - from disorganized jumble - a big pile o' stuff

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COMMENTS:

so true! - wordmeister, 2007-01-05: 11:30:00

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Datadiction

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: dat/a/dic/tion

Sentence: Those suffering from datadiction are wearing smelly socks and dirty underwear.

Etymology: data + addiction

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COMMENTS:

I wondered where the smell was coming from - I blamed the cats - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-05: 10:32:00

Obviously, datadiction can cause serious social problems... - wordmeister, 2007-01-05: 10:38:00

Hey Wordmeister - what's your word for today or has the cat got your mouse - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-05: 10:41:00

I swear it was the cats, if not than it's definitely my datadiction. - Stevenson0, 2007-01-05: 13:37:00

I lost my mouse. It's on my desk somewhere, but I can't seem find it... Maybe the cat did eat it. - wordmeister, 2007-01-06: 11:40:00

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Beingaman

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: bee-ing-a-man

Sentence: Of course, this ineptitude could quite easily be credited to beingaman

Etymology: Obvious, surely?

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