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'I guess I said the wrong thing'

DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.

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Blooople

Created by: metro1

Pronunciation: blew-pill

Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.

Etymology: Blooper + pill

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Addiot

Created by: Zangamarth

Pronunciation: A-dede-yit

Sentence: That guy can't shut his mouth. What an ADDiot.

Etymology: The Attention Deficit Disorder combined with idiot, minus the I. Having ADD, I can joke about it...Hey look, a squirrel!

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Einstoner

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Eyen-stone-er

Sentence: That guy is such a dofus. He comes over with his stupid hair and big glasses and ask's us what the meaning of life is then talks about how he wants to bang Mrs. Daws, the 84 year old ex pornstar. Like wtf man, he is such an Einstoner.

Etymology: Einstein - An iconic theoretical physicist who had a higher than average IQ and was thought to be a genius. Stoner - Somebody who smokes weed, but can also be used to describe somebody who is slow or dumb.

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COMMENTS:

love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-01-18: 07:25:00

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:15:00

Great word; great sentence! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:45:00

Roared with laughter! What a throwback to the 50's and 60's! Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:57:00

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Nonsensequitur

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: non/sence/kwi/tur

Sentence: Everything Chris uttered was a nonsensequitur. He decided his only option was to become a politician.

Etymology: nonsense + nonsequitur

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COMMENTS:

So very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00

Fun word ... kind of cartoony loony, too! Thanks for the very nice rhyming remark today. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:04:00

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Sayathink

Created by: purpleman

Pronunciation: say/a/think

Sentence: everyone does it!!!!

Etymology: say+think

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COMMENTS:

Missed this one first time around. Good use of Anglo-Saxon words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-06: 20:57:00

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Indiscreetin

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /in-dis-kreet-in/

Sentence: When Joe asked that nice young lady if she wanted to sit on his lap and talk about the first thing that pops up, he showed what a total indiscreetin he truly is.

Etymology: indiscreet - lacking prudence, good judgment, or circumspection (from Latin, indiscretus "unseparated") + cretin - a stupid, obtuse, or mentally defective person (from French Alpine dialect, crestin, "a dwarfed and deformed idiot")

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COMMENTS:

Aother good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00

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Morogorrhea

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: more/aug/ore/eah

Sentence: Nick experienced a very serious case of morogorrhea when he spewed nasty rumors about the party host, only to realize he'd been talking to him all along.

Etymology: Moron - a person of borderline intelligence and Logorrhea - an excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Also, "rrhea" could be from "diarrhea", as in "verbal diarrhea".

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Trousertalk

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: tr ow zur tawk

Sentence: his trousertalking got him into more trouble than his fingerwalking

Etymology: talking with your trousers.

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COMMENTS:

Very interesting word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:54:00

perhaps his trouble is that he gets trousered too often! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:59:00

Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian? - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:39:00

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Unconscioustalker

Created by: visavis

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Jumpspeak

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: jemp speek

Sentence: Her mouth would jumpspeak faster than thoughts flew threw it.

Etymology: a combo of jump which is to spring forth suddenly and speak which is to talk - jumpspeak

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COMMENTS:

It was a hard choice for me today, for I also wanted to submit impulsay. But to do two for one, is not the way! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 08:29:00

Impulsay is very nice, I'd vote for it in a trice. Oh what the heck, I'll cast my vote, you always take time to jot a note - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:29:00

Jumpspeak & Impulsay are very good words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:48:00

I guess he was often accused of "jumping down someone throat!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:03:00

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Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?

Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...