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'Whaahh! I have a pimple!'

DEFINITION: v. tr. To seek appreciation, support, and/or love by trying to get people to feel sorry for you. n. Someone who believes that if you don't feel sorry for them, you do not love them.

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Narcsisteristic

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: Nar-sis-teris-tic

Sentence: "Have you noticed how Joan is so narcsisteristic when she's having a bad hair day?" "Dude, she always is having a bad hair day!"

Etymology: My Boss, and my sister! Ay, dios mio!

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Palthetic

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: pall the tik

Sentence: Her palthetic approach to acquiring friends left her with severe neck problems from shoulder crying, and the largest collections of unanswered phone calls and used handkerchiefs in the world, or so she had been told by that nice lady from the Guinness Book of Recordsduring their three hour conversation.

Etymology: pal pathetic.

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COMMENTS:

I wasn't sure if you were trying for pal or pall in your etymology - both work well - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-20: 11:06:00

Excellent verbot. - Banky, 2008-02-20: 13:56:00

Your sentence and word were so good the sorrow in them almost gave me heart palpitations! Outstanding! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-20: 14:17:00

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Pityplease

Created by: tmcg5625

Pronunciation: pi-tee-plees

Sentence: if you go and see Brenda in hostpital she's sure to pityplease the whole time

Etymology: Pity-To feel pity or compassion for; be sorry for; commiserate with. to feel pity or compassion for; be sorry for; commiserate with. Please-(used as a polite addition to requests, commands, etc.) if you would be so obliging.

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COMMENTS:

Meaning is apparent! Good, strong, combination! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-20: 02:40:00

Maybe the best of the day!! - Mustang, 2008-02-20: 08:05:00

Good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-20: 16:54:00

Perfect. - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-20: 18:09:00

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Sympathadore

Created by: mothergoose

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

Nice creation. It would mean so much more if you'd share a sentence and etymology, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-20: 14:52:00

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Conpassion

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: kon-pash-shun

Sentence: Ted realized that Amy was laying the conpassion on thick this week as he finished resodding her lawn in the name of love.

Etymology: con: swindle + passion: adrent affection also play on word compassion.

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very nice word liberty - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-20: 11:10:00

Sentence and word fits so many realtionships! Good word! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-20: 14:10:00

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Cupidole

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: kyoo-pee-dohl

Sentence: Roxie believed that the bonds of matrimony were like any others bonds -you suffer their pain together. And during times of cupidole, when the vicissitudes of life were at their worst, it always seemed that for Bob's benefit, she mondegreened the song, "Cupid" (Sam Cooke) by singing: "Cupid please hear my cry, and let your harrow fly, straight through my lover's heart for me."

Etymology: CUPIDOLE: Blend of Cupid(God of Love)& Dole: sorrow, lamentations, grief. HARROW: An exclamation of distress, call for succour. The ancient Norman hue and cry. " Harrow and well away!" 2. pain, distress, affliction.

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this would have been perfect for Valentine's Day - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-20: 11:09:00

Very evocotive creation! Her cue(s) in cupid, the stu-pity in the 'upid'y of it,and thev hole of pity she fell into at the end. Your creations are like a goldmine, or is that a word mine! As usual ... Extraordinary! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-20: 14:41:00

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Tragedevotion

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /traj-i-dee-VO-shun/

Sentence: Jerry thought that his date Sandra was going to cry — she had complained about her bad day all through dinner, spilled wine on her dress, and then, while leaving the restaurant, she'd twisted her ankle. "But at least I have you. You're the only good thing in my life," she said, obviously seeking tragedevotion, as Jerry carried her down the street. He thought that Sandra was a klutz, and he found her helplessness rather pitiful, but oddly enough her ploy was working, and now he was more attracted to her than ever.

Etymology: Tragedy - a drama characterized by disasterous events (from Greek, tragodia "a dramatic poem") + Devotion - ardent affection and dedication (ancient Latin, devotionem "dedication by a vow")

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Wow! Great depth of feeling! Right on the definition! Fantastic! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-20: 02:44:00

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Symper

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Sim - pur

Sentence: Thelma has a very low threshold of tolerance for pain or discomfort and when she feels others aren't 'feeling her pain' sufficiently she'll symper for attention until someone offers some kind of comfort.

Etymology: blend of sympathy and whimper

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COMMENTS:

Right on the definition! Has tons of appeal, perhaps because of the power in those two words, and the simplicity in the result of your blending of them. Excellent! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-20: 03:02:00

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Pityhole

Created by: Filthy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: At first I felt sorry for her, but then I realized she was just a pityhole; she would always see me as a bad person for not caring enough.

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Ohwoekissme

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: oh/woe/kiss/me

Sentence: Joan played the ohwoekissme card once too often and ended up with a cold sore

Etymology: woe + oh woe is me + kiss

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COMMENTS:

Stunningly, punningly, funny! Ingeniously Great! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-20: 14:45:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-20: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by metro1. Thank you metro1. ~ James

silveryaspen - 2008-02-20: 14:58:00
There are more words for different types of snow than there are for different types of love. Your definition helped us create some other words, for the one, you defined so well. Thank you metro1!

metro1 - 2008-02-20: 16:11:00
Thank you Silveryaspen. I am definitely impressed by all the words people have invented. And I intend to share them with the mepathetic cupidhole who so pityfoolishly inspired it, but only if she says pityplease.