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Verboticisms
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Cokibble
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˌkoʊˈkɪbl̩/
Sentence: After sleepily feeding my cat at three in the morning, I absentmindedly licked the spoon. On that day, I vowed never to cokibble again.
Etymology: co- +kibble
Alportion
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: Al - portion
Sentence: Being invited to dinner at George's house was a dubious honor. While he was an excellent cook, he always insisted on seating his beloved poodle Fifi at the dinner table. Not only did Fifi eat at the table, George always ensured Fifi was served first and got the choicest alportion.
Etymology: Alpo (dog food) + portion (to share out)
Petbeggera
Created by: bubbos
Pronunciation: Pet-beg-ger-a
Sentence: After deplenishing his last box of mac and cheese, Tommy was stooped to a level of petbeggera in order to sustain his eating disorder.
Etymology: Petcetera (not sure if you have it in the US, but a Canadian chain of pet stores) + Begger
Kibbleration
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: KIHB-buhl-rash-shuhn
Sentence: Alex's girlfriend broke up with him because she couldn't understand why he would want to kibbleration their intimate dinner with his Great Dane.
Etymology: kibble {pet food) + ration (to split or share) + kibble rations (another nickname for pet food)
Gerbilgiblets
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: Jur-bull-jib-lets
Sentence: Danny tossed a few gerbilgiblets into the habitrail for Mr. Creeper to enjoy.
Etymology: Gerbil+giblets
Rintindinner
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: rin-tin-din-ner
Sentence: Josh's new diet included rintindinnering with his pets. The animeals weren't helping him lose weight, but he was totally free of those pesky hair balls.
Etymology: Rin Tin Tin, dinner
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COMMENTS:
His diet should allow him some lassietude or it could get boring - galwaywegian, 2007-06-29: 07:05:00
Yes, his chowchowchow was rather repetitive. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-29: 07:48:00
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Scoobyscarfing
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: SKOO-bee-skarf-ing
Sentence: Me 'n the woof-woof were scoobyscarfing on some KFC when the pizza man came. Man! talk about your synchronicity!
Etymology: Scooby doo, scarfing
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COMMENTS:
I know I did this same word last time, but darnit, it BELONGS in the lexicon! Rooby rooby roo!!! - Alchemist, 2007-06-29: 10:56:00
Would someone please throw Alchemist a Scooby Snack? - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-29: 11:43:00
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Smorgasdogg
Created by: ohwtepph
Pronunciation: smor-gahs-dohg
Sentence: The smorgasdogg was very delicious. It would even rival Alpo's sales since human dog food has been introduced to the market, although our canine friends haven't been very keen on letting us eat off their saucers. They say it's very gross.
Etymology: smörgåsbord [buffet meal] + dog
Likteapood
Created by: missmurder
Pronunciation: like-tee-pooed
Sentence: He likteapooed.
Etymology: likes+to+eat+pet+food
Kibsumption
Created by: Lapper
Pronunciation: kib-SUMP-shun
Sentence: Bob was so hungry that he partook in kibsumption, eating a few flakes of fish food.
Etymology: Kibbles and consumption.
Thanksgiviams
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Thanks-gev-eyems
Sentence: I really think our relationship is weakening, we see eachother less and less, yesterday Fido missed our weekly Thanksgiviams.
Etymology: Thanksgiving (a day assosciated with sharing food) + iams (a pet food brand)
Syntherphagy
Created by: sphragidon
Pronunciation: Syn-THER-fah-gee
Sentence: I always practice syntherphagy with my dog Noodles
Etymology: Greek - syn, with; ther, beast; phagy, eating.
Cadine
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: cay/dine
Sentence: My dog and I cadine by candlelight
Etymology: canine + dine
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COMMENTS:
Nice! - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-29: 11:40:00
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Iamsmyam
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: I-ams-my-am
Sentence: The first time Todd iamsmyammed with Baby he threw up...but luckily Baby did a superb clean up job.
Etymology: Iams (brand of dog food) + my + am
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COMMENTS:
Baby really enjoyed Todd's pukecumber. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-29: 10:05:00
Todd really enjoyed Baby's kibble fur ball surprise at the neighbourhood pot luck. - remistram, 2007-06-29: 10:15:00
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Dinnerpetty
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: dinner-petty
Sentence: Dinnerpetties on Funniest Home Video Show really gross me out. I hate seeing the animal and its owner chewing the same piece of food.
Etymology: dinner party + pet
Tablepetting
Created by: Clayton
Pronunciation: TEY-buhl-pet-ing
Sentence: Jeffery loved tablepetting with all his furry comrades. The thought of puppychowing, guineapigging, wolfing, grazing, snarfing, swallowing, gobbling, fishing for remnants, and henpecking his plate clean made him the happiest chicken on the block.
Etymology: table setting + petting
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COMMENTS:
you sound like a seasoned tablepetter - Jabberwocky, 2007-06-29: 11:58:00
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Vatunkha
Created by: rahullotli
Pronunciation: vatu-kha
Sentence: Tommy let eat the bread vatunkha
Etymology: konkani
Feteabete
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: fet/a/bet
Sentence: I always like to have a good feteabete with our cats at suppertime
Etymology: fete (feast) + bete (beast) + tete a tete
Kiblimate
Created by: administraitor
Pronunciation: kib-li-mayt
Sentence: Jason's habit, formed during his student days of poverty, of kiblimating with Ned, his Irish Setter, became a touchy subject with his fiancee. In defence, he pointed to the saving in time and money to be had by preparing only one meal at a time.
Etymology: kibble + mate
Meowmorsalyoumorsal
Created by: ReeTard
Pronunciation: LIke Me casa You casa
Sentence: I love you cat! Meowmorsalyoumorsal.
Etymology:
Kittiapportionment
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: kit tee ah por shun mint
Sentence: He was gaining weight due to kittiapportionment of kitty kibbles
Etymology: kitti - cat related apportionment - sharing
Crittersine
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: crit/ter/sine
Sentence: The old lady had her crittersine every evening sharing with nine cats, four dogs and two hamsters. She especially enjoyed the vegetable beef Alpo dog food right out of the can.
Etymology: critter (animal) + cuisine
Catpitulate
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: kat pit ewe layt
Sentence: ha knew from the determined way mittens dug his claws into the other end of his trout fillet that he would have to catpitulate or end up with bruce lee type scars on his cheeks, all four of them!
Etymology: capitulate, cat
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COMMENTS:
Plus, he might end up with cat scratch feeder. - purpleartichokes, 2007-06-29: 10:07:00
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Comments:
This is a Verbotomy Classic, but I have changed the settings so that all players can create a new word for today's challenge. ~ James
Based on yesterday's suggestions I would like to go back to single Verbotomy. Since I can't do new comics next week, we can choose to either do the Classics (oldies) or new ones without a cartoon i.e "Text". Please post your preference here. Are you for the Classics? Or for the new ones without a comic? ~ James
Clayton - 2007-06-29: 00:55:00
Well, personally I love the comics, but given the fact that there are already so many words, and the fact that the new words don't always show up where they're meant to, I'm voting "text." This is no slight to you, of course, James... it must be an awful lot to keep up with, and systems are made to be buggy.
The thing is that I introduce the bugs when I try to make things complicated -- like doing a Double Verbotomy. Either way, once things are settled, I'm confident we will be bug-free, or at least all the bugs we offer will be described as features. ~ James
Jabberwocky - 2007-06-29: 05:54:00
I vote for text next week - perhaps it's a tiny bit selfish because some of us (myself included)haven't gotten any points for the classic definitions we've created.
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-29: 06:34:00
Text is fine by me.