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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Wawpawnymoon

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

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Sentence: "If only the wawpawnymoon could last forever," Dorothy thought, as Stephen put his dishes in the dishwasher without being asked.

Etymology: onomatopoeia for the sound of a whipcrack + honeymoon (+ "wife pawn"?)

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Scrubhubby

Created by: swifter

Pronunciation: scrub-hub-bee

Sentence: He was a real scrubhubby. And she loved him for it.

Etymology: scrub husband

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Mandocility

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: man-doh-sill-itty

Sentence: After a torrid honeymoon, the marriage rapidly settled into 47 years of happy mandocility

Etymology: man + docile

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Snestle

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: snesslll

Sentence: Alberto and Jenny loved to spend hours snestling in the bedroom. And when they were done, the room would be absolutley spotless!

Etymology: When the "nesting" instinct' overcomes the "snuggling" instinct.

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Honeydrone

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: hon-ee-drone

Sentence: It was like a perfect honeydrone for Robert and Alice. He cleaned the toilets. She washed the tub. Naked of course!

Etymology: honeymoon + drone

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Onallfouria

alecstevenson

Created by: alecstevenson

Pronunciation: on-all-four-ia

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Etymology: on all four + euphoria

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Tametime

Created by: goodinson

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Etymology:

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Whippedsuntide

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: wipped sun tide

Sentence: Joyful domesticity resides ina home once whippedsuntide has been established

Etymology: combination of whipped and whitsuntide

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Dfagk

Created by: timmy

Pronunciation: dfagk

Sentence: You are dfagk

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Comments:

jrogan - 2006-11-03: 17:11:00
Do you need a dominatrix to get to domatriblissity?

- 2006-11-11: 18:11:00
It was like a perfect honeydrone for Robert and Alice. He cleaned the toilets. She washed the tub. Naked of course! -- hmmmm -- who is this?