Verboticisms

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /kid-ee-STRAK-shun/

Sentence: When little Katie suddenly asked, "Mommy, why are you and the postman wrestling on the bed with no clothes on?" that one moment of kiddistraction totally killed the mood.

Etymology: kiddie - child (from Old Norse, kidh, orig. kið "young goat") + distraction - a disturbance (from Latin, distractus)

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COMMENTS:

Perhaps the postie had just delivered mommy's correspondence course in "Self Defence", and was helping her gain some practical experience! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 17:07:00

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Created by: milorush

Pronunciation: (n.) stop-u-la-shun (v.) stop-u-late

Sentence: Bob and Mary slide the bedside table in front of their bedroom door each time they get intimate out of fear of being stopulated by their three young children.

Etymology: stop + [cop]ulation

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COMMENTS:

interesting tri-combo compilation! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-10: 21:10:00

I have a Verbotomy widget on my classroom website, and one of my students suggested "romantischism" - milorush, 2008-01-11: 07:45:00

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Created by: bluenutria

Pronunciation: Coy-tur-ruption

Sentence: James and Midge experienced major coituruption when Midge's father bust in on them.

Etymology: Coitus + Interruption

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Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Ro-man-sip-ate-ed

Sentence: Me and Geoff was making out the other night and darn Rosie came in! Completely romancipated the whole situation. I was rather annoyed and sent her straight back to bed.

Etymology: Romance (relation, saga) + Dissipate (dissolve, dispel, scatter).

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COMMENTS:

Very interesting word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 17:09:00

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Sin - ter - uhp - tuss

Sentence: Bernard and the the Avon lady were enjoying a bit of afternoon delight when Salome unexpectely came home and committed blatant sinterruptus.

Etymology: Interrupt + sin

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COMMENTS:

Hope Bernard doesn't lose his head over this! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 17:12:00

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Created by: mugmesh

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Everything was going really well until an act of entercoarse occurred.

Etymology: enter (to make an entrance) + coarse (without finesse)

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sek sh oō wilt

Sentence: Lance found himself the victim of sexuwilt when he visited home with his new wife. Any time things started to get sexual between them they would turn to sexuwon't. Apparently the spare bedroom was the repository of everything that family members needed to make their lives complete. He still can't figure out why his mother needed a snow shovel in June.

Etymology: sexual (relating to the instincts, physiological processes, and activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals) + wilt (become limp)

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COMMENTS:

Sounds like his visit sexuwasn't very enjoyable. - wayoffcenter, 2008-11-07: 06:21:00

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: inter/twine

Sentence: There's nothing like constant intertwhining from a third party to spoil a moment - whine whine whine

Etymology: intertwine + whine

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COMMENTS:

Creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 17:00:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: But in trist

Sentence: Jessica's buttintryst on her husband Simon and her neighbour Felicia's assignation gave a whole new meaning to the term, Neighbourhood Watch!

Etymology: butt in & tryst

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COMMENTS:

I will never say neighbourhood watch again without smiling! Great sentence. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-10: 09:13:00

Spot on Silver! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 16:58:00

Cheers, mates! Affair dinkum indeed. - Nosila, 2008-01-12: 01:37:00

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Created by: Nuwanda

Pronunciation: rent-ass-under

Sentence: After several failed attempts at conjugal relations, we began to suspect our two-year-old of ulterior motives. Why did she only toddle into our room after a bad dream when we were about to embark on Operation Sibling? Did she know? Her ability to rentassunder our passionate moments was diabolically effective in keeping her position as the youngest in the family.

Etymology: "let no man rent asunder" from the standard wedding service changed to include ass.

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