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'Sweetie, can't you see we're having quiet time?'

DEFINITION: n., A soft romantic moment which is unexpectedly interrupted by a pestersome child, parent or spouse. v. tr., To barge in on a romantic couple at a most inopportune moment.

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Coituskinterruptus

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /KOY-tuss In-ter-UP-tuss/

Sentence: In situations of coitus kinterruptus, it's hard to say who is more embarrassed: the interrupter or the interruptees.

Etymology: from "coitus interruptus" + "kin"

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COMMENTS:

Hey ErWenn - you're on a roll or in a roll - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-10: 10:24:00

Good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 16:59:00

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Intertwhine

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: inter/twine

Sentence: There's nothing like constant intertwhining from a third party to spoil a moment - whine whine whine

Etymology: intertwine + whine

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Creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 17:00:00

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Woobegone

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: woo-BEE-gon

Sentence: When Roxie's mother came to stay, it was, in matters of the heart, the worst week of woobegone for Bob.

Etymology: Blaend of "WOO" inclined,as with affection & "BEGONE": depart go away!

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Terrific! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-10: 09:12:00

very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-10: 10:26:00

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Kiddistraction

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /kid-ee-STRAK-shun/

Sentence: When little Katie suddenly asked, "Mommy, why are you and the postman wrestling on the bed with no clothes on?" that one moment of kiddistraction totally killed the mood.

Etymology: kiddie - child (from Old Norse, kidh, orig. kiư "young goat") + distraction - a disturbance (from Latin, distractus)

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Perhaps the postie had just delivered mommy's correspondence course in "Self Defence", and was helping her gain some practical experience! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 17:07:00

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Entercoarse

Created by: mugmesh

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Everything was going really well until an act of entercoarse occurred.

Etymology: enter (to make an entrance) + coarse (without finesse)

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Billancooruptus

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: BIL-n-Koo-RUHPT-us

Sentence: When Bob's girlfriend came to stray, it was, in matters of the heart, a week of woobegone, brought on by Roxie's unbridled billancooruptus.

Etymology: Combo of BILL and COO: to talk & murmur fondly; to interchange caresses; -- said of doves; also of demonstrative lovers. & RUPTUS: break in, meddle. (As in Interruptus) WOOBEGONE: Blend of "WOO" inclined, as with affection & "BEGONE": depart go away!

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Pestramour

Created by: grohldberg12

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Lustbust

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: lust/bust

Sentence: The lustbust took place when Jim's wife walked in on him and her best friend making out in the bedroom.

Etymology: lust + bust

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who ya gonna call - lustbusters - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-10: 10:28:00

Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 17:09:00

Enjoy the way you, Jabberwocky, and Ozziebob keep me chuckling. This is not only a great word ... it's such a fun word! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 13:52:00

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Rentassunder

Created by: Nuwanda

Pronunciation: rent-ass-under

Sentence: After several failed attempts at conjugal relations, we began to suspect our two-year-old of ulterior motives. Why did she only toddle into our room after a bad dream when we were about to embark on Operation Sibling? Did she know? Her ability to rentassunder our passionate moments was diabolically effective in keeping her position as the youngest in the family.

Etymology: "let no man rent asunder" from the standard wedding service changed to include ass.

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Tendervention

Created by: indelible1

Pronunciation: tin-dur-vin-shun

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-10: 00:45:00
Today's definition was suggested by gemmgemms. Thank you gemmgemms. ~ James

Mustang - 2008-01-10: 19:37:00
Excellent verboticism!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2014-06-05: 00:06:00
Today's definition was suggested by gemmgemms. Thank you gemmgemms. ~ James