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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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Cluelessage

Created by: duefiori

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Voidssage

Created by: Poeiden

Pronunciation: void-ssage

Sentence: Jim had an annoying habit of leaving voidssages on his buddies' phone. This resulted in many of his friends blocking him on their phone lists.

Etymology: void + message

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Blindcall

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.

Etymology:

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Lackofdetmail

Created by: elpres101

Pronunciation: lack-of-deet-mail

Sentence: I've just checked my messages and someone's left me a real lackofdetmail

Etymology: A voiceMAIL with a distinct LACK OF DETAIL

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Smeemail

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: tsmee-mail

Sentence: I got another smeemail today - I guess I know too many smees.

Etymology: "It's me" + mail

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Missage

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mis/age

Sentence: She is totally frustrated and confused when some one leaves a missage on her voice mail. The missage of course has no name, or number. To help her overcome her frustration she'll leave a missage, or two on a random friend's voice mail.

Etymology: missed message

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Whothuh

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: who-the

Sentence: Whothuhs had used up almost all the space on her answering machine, so when Mr. Right rang all she heard was "Carole, it's me Bob, it would be gre...."

Etymology: Who the heck was that?

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