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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Anonamail

Created by: sarahsari

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Etymology: anona from anonymous, mail from voicemail

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Immittage

Created by: mandapanda

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Casper

Created by: FreeToys

Pronunciation: cas' - per

Sentence: I have no idea who left that Casper?

Etymology: message by friendly/unknown entity, as in the cartoon ghost

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Communivacant

joelb

Created by: joelb

Pronunciation: kom-YOU-nah-VAY-kent

Sentence: His communivacant will go unreplied, since I can't identify his voice.

Etymology: communiqué + vacant

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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Misterygmus

Created by: qcpbraca

Pronunciation: Mi-ste-ry-gmus

Sentence: I got mail message from misterygmus today and I really don't have a clue who could that be.

Etymology: Mistery + Enigma

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Whosage

Created by: laurabaybee

Pronunciation: hoo-saj

Sentence: Someone left me a whosage today! They are SO annoying!

Etymology: who+message

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Anonymessage

TheZeu

Created by: TheZeu

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Whoteheck

Created by: teh8thdeadlysin

Pronunciation: Who-ta-heck

Sentence: After giving out my phone number to a bunch of people at camp, my phone was full of whotehecks.

Etymology: who- from the word who, teh- as in hacker speack from mispelling the, and heck as in heck.

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Nonamail

Created by: cococo

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Sentence: Today i have received a nonamail!

Etymology: noname + mail

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