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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

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Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

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Anonymemo

Pseudonym

Created by: Pseudonym

Pronunciation: a-non-y-me-mo

Sentence: "I think the landlord called, but I'll assume it's an anonymemo."

Etymology: anonymous + memo

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Nonnystalk

Created by: felixpol

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Sentence: Sally keeps getting creepy nonnystalk calls. You know the kind - heavy breathing, short laugh, and I know what you did last summer. Weird.

Etymology: Nonny short for Anonymous. Stalk for stalkers.

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Whosage

Created by: laurabaybee

Pronunciation: hoo-saj

Sentence: Someone left me a whosage today! They are SO annoying!

Etymology: who+message

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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Phononymous

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: foh non uh muhs

Sentence: i received a call from phononymous

Etymology: phone + anonymous

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COMMENTS:

LOL. - kairuko, 2007-09-12: 23:45:00

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Fram

Created by: shifty

Pronunciation: Fur am

Sentence: Brian always send me fram, but his voice is so common I can never tell it's him!

Etymology: Friend Spam = fram

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Incallnito

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: in-cawl-ni-toh

Sentence: Ken returned home and found an incallnito on his answering machine.

Etymology: A combination of incognito - (conceal) and call - (communicate)

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Ghostmail

Created by: vmaxx

Pronunciation: um... [gohst]-[meyl]

Sentence: I specifically ask for callers to leave their name and phone number on my message to avoid ghostmail, but you know what, people just ignore it and assume I'm going to recognize a 1-second "hey, it's me!, give me a shout!" message. duh.

Etymology: um ghost + mail ;-)

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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