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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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Quessage

Created by: DrHarvey

Pronunciation: Kwes-adge

Sentence: I received a quessage from one of the consultant surgeons regarding an urgent USS doppler study. They didn't leave the patient's details, or even their own!

Etymology: 'Question' - noun, a sentence implying the need for a response 'Message' - noun, relay of information

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Guessage

Created by: faithlessphil

Pronunciation: geh-sej

Sentence: Jim was so egotistical that he always assumed that his friends would recognize his voice, so he would always just leave guessages. Jim's friends don't really like him.

Etymology: Guess (because you have to guess) + sage from "Message"

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COMMENTS:

Nice combination of words - Poeiden, 2007-08-30: 07:22:00

joelb you beat me to it! >:) - joelb, 2007-08-30: 20:50:00

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Lackofdetmail

Created by: elpres101

Pronunciation: lack-of-deet-mail

Sentence: I've just checked my messages and someone's left me a real lackofdetmail

Etymology: A voiceMAIL with a distinct LACK OF DETAIL

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Whothuh

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: who-the

Sentence: Whothuhs had used up almost all the space on her answering machine, so when Mr. Right rang all she heard was "Carole, it's me Bob, it would be gre...."

Etymology: Who the heck was that?

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Mettage

Created by: Duff333

Pronunciation: met - tage

Sentence: Ugh, this guy keeps leaving me the same stupid mettage!

Etymology:

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Blindcall

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I have got a date tonight but as it was a blindcall I do not know where to go.

Etymology:

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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Anonycall

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: a-non'-i-cal

Sentence: Damn! Someone left me another anonycall. How can I managed all these girlfriends?

Etymology: anonymous + phone call

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Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

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