Verboticisms

Created by: naptunder

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: i/browz

Sentence: Trying to eyebrowse and steer at the same time proved to be too much multitasking, causing his eyes to constantly rotate around his head.

Etymology: eye + browse

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Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: hip' oh crin spek' shun

Sentence: Ironically enough, it was Bob's unfastened safety belt that allowed him to escape the car just before his grandfather drove it off the cliff during a bout of hypocrinspection.

Etymology: hypocrisy + inspection

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: smyt-less

Sentence: Her hands gripped the chain in front of her as she realized that her cab driver was smiteless.

Etymology: smite ... sounds like sightless

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Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: risk-ayn-gel

Sentence: Jamie thought he was promoting safety by watching his passengers more than the road, but he was really a riskangel in search of an accident.

Etymology: risk (the element of danger) + angel (one who means well)

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Created by: chris

Pronunciation: carn-sen-trayt

Sentence: Instead of focusing on driving, the antics of his unruly load of pensioners meant he had to try and carncentrate instead

Etymology: car + concentrate

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Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: psy-ko-drive

Sentence: I love my ferrari because I can lay back, shut my eyes and psychodrive the whole way.

Etymology: Driving a motor vehicule while watching the road with your third eye.

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Created by: babel

Pronunciation: vee-thick-u-lar

Sentence: Bob's habit of checking his rabbits had their seatbelts on was somewhat vethicular.

Etymology: vehicular + thick

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Created by: deadpanwalking

Pronunciation: SWERV-a-lens

Sentence: When I was a kid all of my attempts to place a bug delicately into my sisters ear were continuously thwarted by my father and his unending swerveillance.

Etymology: Swerve + Surveillance

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Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: SWERV-a-lens

Sentence: When I was a kid all of my attempts to place a bug delicately into my sisters ear were continuously thwarted by my father and his unending swerveillance.

Etymology: Swerve + Surveillance

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