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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Revodkalize

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ree-vodka-lies

Sentence: New year's is sometimes disappointing, so to prevent any memories of this event, it is essential to revodkalize early and often throughout the night.

Etymology: From revitalize and vodka

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Alcocatharsis

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: al/co/kuh/thahr/sis

Sentence: The annual New Year's alcocatharsis rids of the old me so I can become the new perfect person I am meant to be.

Etymology: alcohol + catharsis

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Fablooztion

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: fah-BLOO-shun

Sentence: When I finally awoke from last nite's fablooztion, it was to wonder where I had left my car.

Etymology: fabulous + ablution (the practice of removing sins, diseases or earthly defilements through the use of ritual washing) + booze

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Vodkolonic

Created by: david

Pronunciation: vod-ko-lon-o-scopy

Sentence: Did I really drink eight martinis? I feel like I just had a vodkolonoscopy.

Etymology: vodka + colonoscopy

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Toxiceilidhgy

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: tox-i-kay-lee-gy

Sentence: Fatima and her fellow students studied hard for their toxiceilidhgy assignment, which involved the consumption of a variety of punch and egg nog.

Etymology: Toxicology, mixed with a traditional Scottish social event - the ceilidh.

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Hogdetox

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: hog - de - tox

Sentence: Time to hogdetox!

Etymology: hogmanay + detox

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Vindisate

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: vin-di-sate

Sentence: Sharon began to vindisate just before leaving for the New Year Party ....

Etymology: vin (Fr: wine) di (as in vindicate) sate (to gorge, overdose)

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Lavationlibation

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: lav/a/shun/li/ba/shun

Sentence: Holly Horsefeathers knew that New Year's wouldn't be a success without a little lavationlibation to flush all her troubles away including a fast-talking frog who insisted she play post office.

Etymology: lavation (cleansing or purification process) + libation (a drink)

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Marinatirize

Created by: missparaguay1991

Pronunciation: /MRNTRS/

Sentence: I'm gonna marinatirize my self before it's too late

Etymology: From the Italian marinate, meaning cook with no fire and suffix irize

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Bacarditised

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Bac-ardi-tised

Sentence: It is not Miller Time. I have already been Bacarditised. Where is the bathroom?

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Alcohol is a perservative, little embalming fluid should be needed when I go. - Orlandin, 2007-01-02: 00:10:00

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