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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Neosipping

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: neo - sipping

Sentence: In order to cleanse her memory of the previous years diasasters, she took to neosipping.

Etymology: neo - new sipping -drink

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Spiritflush

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: spear-it-flush

Sentence: he wondered if one bottle of vodka would be enough to spiritflush his system

Etymology: spirit and flush

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Inebraugural

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation:

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Annboozaria

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"an-bü-'zär-E-&/

Sentence: The festival of Annboozaria generally begins after dinner on December 1st and lasts until the cops show up.

Etymology: annual + booze + Februaria

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Auldlangsenema

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: alld-langs-en-em-a

Sentence: Kate's auldlangsenema consisted of wheat germ and egg smoothies; she was gonna get wasted on New Years.

Etymology: Aulg langs + enema

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Martiniize

Created by: norallama

Pronunciation: Martineez

Sentence: This year's made me feel so dirty -- I'll need a good martiniizing come December 31st.

Etymology: From "martini," the drink, and "Martinizing," the dry cleaning (as in clothes) process.

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Diarrhejuvenation

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: di-a-re-ju-vin-a-shun

Sentence: Though she knew she would spend countless hours on the toilet, Sue guzzled down the concoction of cod liver oil, raw egg, and Ex-Lax in a desperate attempt at diarrhejuvenation.

Etymology: diarrhea, rejuvenate

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Bacarditised

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Bac-ardi-tised

Sentence: It is not Miller Time. I have already been Bacarditised. Where is the bathroom?

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COMMENTS:

Alcohol is a perservative, little embalming fluid should be needed when I go. - Orlandin, 2007-01-02: 00:10:00

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Elixamater

Created by: natlanclos

Pronunciation: "E-LIX-AH-MATE-ER"

Sentence: If i drink enough elixamater tonight i'll be all ready for the new years party.

Etymology:

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Alcoholiday

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: al-coh-HAHL-ih-day

Sentence: Jim performed his traditional alcholiday on Dec. 30 -- just in case he wasn't sober enough to remember it on the 31st.

Etymology: alcohol + holiday

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