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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Vodmanay

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: VOD-Ma-Nay

Sentence: It was that time of year when she cleansed herself with a traditional vodmanay

Etymology: Vodka-Hogmanay=Vodmanay

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Fablooztion

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: fah-BLOO-shun

Sentence: When I finally awoke from last nite's fablooztion, it was to wonder where I had left my car.

Etymology: fabulous + ablution (the practice of removing sins, diseases or earthly defilements through the use of ritual washing) + booze

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Blottoflush

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: blotto - flush

Sentence: Had a great night at the pub but now I need to blottoflush for New Year's Eve.

Etymology: blotto - under the influence of drink Flush - to cleanse

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Tequitox

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Tah-kee-toks

Sentence: Tomorrow I'll be slamming my liquid tequitox to wash this year out of my hair.

Etymology: A combination of tequila, an oft used cleansing liquor, and the act of 'detox'-ing your body to cleans it.

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Purgify

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: purj-ih-fie

Sentence: Dan purgified his body but drinking all the alcohol he could find.

Etymology: purge + ify

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Alcoholiday

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: al-coh-HAHL-ih-day

Sentence: Jim performed his traditional alcholiday on Dec. 30 -- just in case he wasn't sober enough to remember it on the 31st.

Etymology: alcohol + holiday

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Alcoholostomy

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: alcohol-ostomy

Sentence: She flushed her systems with an alcoholostomy of vodka and orange juice to make room for more vodka.

Etymology: alcohol+colostomy

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Antivomit

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: anti vo mi tid

Sentence: I'm safe tonight. I have antivomitted a lot!

Etymology: anti + vomit

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Guzlinenema

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: guz - lin - en - e - ma

Sentence: Every year on Dec. 31 I and a few of my friends like to have a guzlinenema to relinquish all the hurt from the past year.

Etymology: Guzzling enema

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Lushflush

Created by: veevega

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Gary, who hasn't caught the flu in over ten years, contributes his good health to his participation in our annual lushflush.

Etymology:

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