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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Devomitoxosis

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: di-vom-i-ta-ksoe-sis

Sentence: Jenny felt her annual devomitoxosis would rid her once and for all of that terrible Bob character.

Etymology: from vomit and toxic and DE

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Neosipping

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: neo - sipping

Sentence: In order to cleanse her memory of the previous years diasasters, she took to neosipping.

Etymology: neo - new sipping -drink

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Hogmanitox

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hog-man-ee-tocks

Sentence: She would always hogmanitox after Christmas because her liver had taken quite a bashing.

Etymology: From "hogmanay" (Scottish term for New Year's Eve) and "detox". Also a hog is a pig, notoriously filthy animals!

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COMMENTS:

Very witty! Good stuff. - fonka99, 2007-01-01: 08:32:00

Notoriously filthy? No. Pigs are naturally very clean and avoid, if at all possible, soiling their living areas! Their confinement is man-made. But I like your word. - egonschiela, 2007-01-01: 13:22:00

Yeah, rolling in the mud is a clear sign of hygiene obsession! Also note that the Bible (you know, that reliable classic) calls swine "unclean". Most importantly, it was a befittingly crude generalization. - Bulletchewer, 2007-01-02: 16:42:00

....snorts, and puts head back in bucket. - egonschiela, 2007-01-02: 18:55:00

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Bacarditised

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Bac-ardi-tised

Sentence: It is not Miller Time. I have already been Bacarditised. Where is the bathroom?

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

Alcohol is a perservative, little embalming fluid should be needed when I go. - Orlandin, 2007-01-02: 00:10:00

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Bodyclensing

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: bodyclensing

Sentence: Drink this bodyclensing potion and you´ll feel better.

Etymology: clensing from cleaning

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Annualism

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: anewalism

Sentence: December 31st each year demands an anualism in preparation for the coming 12 months.

Etymology:

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Vodklense

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: vod-clense

Sentence: She felt like she had to vodklense, this wasn't her fault, it's tradition.

Etymology: From vodka and clense.

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Winodraino

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: Why-noh-drey-noh

Sentence: Elizabeth was well into her second bottle of vodka, the main recipe in a secret concoction of a very intense Winodraino.

Etymology: The word wino, indicating someone who is a drunkard, and the product Draino, which clears out drains and pipes.

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Blottoflush

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: blotto - flush

Sentence: Had a great night at the pub but now I need to blottoflush for New Year's Eve.

Etymology: blotto - under the influence of drink Flush - to cleanse

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Vindisate

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: vin-di-sate

Sentence: Sharon began to vindisate just before leaving for the New Year Party ....

Etymology: vin (Fr: wine) di (as in vindicate) sate (to gorge, overdose)

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