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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Glugatory

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: glug a tory

Sentence: stephanie decided she was going for a glugatory evening, to wash it all down with lots of liquids.

Etymology: from glug or glugging and celebratory

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Hogdetox

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: hog - de - tox

Sentence: Time to hogdetox!

Etymology: hogmanay + detox

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Silvesterswigging

Created by: mdschermer

Pronunciation: sil-VES-ter-swig-ging

Sentence: In the dark days between christmas and the new year, Kate focused intensely on her new year resolutions while silvesterswigging her way through daddy's single malts.

Etymology: "Silvester" is an alternative name for new year's eve (in germany a.o.), plus "swigging": to engage in drinking liquid in great gulps.

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Vodkolonic

Created by: david

Pronunciation: vod-ko-lon-o-scopy

Sentence: Did I really drink eight martinis? I feel like I just had a vodkolonoscopy.

Etymology: vodka + colonoscopy

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Guzlinenema

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: guz - lin - en - e - ma

Sentence: Every year on Dec. 31 I and a few of my friends like to have a guzlinenema to relinquish all the hurt from the past year.

Etymology: Guzzling enema

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Blottoflush

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: blotto - flush

Sentence: Had a great night at the pub but now I need to blottoflush for New Year's Eve.

Etymology: blotto - under the influence of drink Flush - to cleanse

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Retilature

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ret-i-late-chure

Sentence: At the party, she retilatured so she could be ready for the year to come.

Etymology: Czecholslovakian

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Bingerenewal

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: binsh-re-nu-val

Sentence: At the party, Jane had a bingerenewal and woke up in a totally new year, in a totally new room, with a totally new guy.

Etymology: binge as in binge-drinkin and the rest you can figure out yourself.

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Reclinification

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: recl e nification

Sentence: It's midnight January 1! We should quickly reclinificate ourselve!

Etymology: re + clean + fication

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Fablooztion

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: fah-BLOO-shun

Sentence: When I finally awoke from last nite's fablooztion, it was to wonder where I had left my car.

Etymology: fabulous + ablution (the practice of removing sins, diseases or earthly defilements through the use of ritual washing) + booze

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