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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Bonbard
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: bonbard
Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.
Etymology: bon (good) + bombard
Celexcremate
Created by: Pythias
Pronunciation: ce - lex' - cre - mate
Sentence: Birds of joy will hover near and celexcremate a merry cheer.
Etymology: celebrate + excrement
Craptasy
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: crap/tassy
Sentence: When he daydreamed he would often imagine flying overhead, crapping on the crowds of shoppers below, he was then truly in craptasy.
Etymology: Crap + Fantasy
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COMMENTS:
reads more like crap + ecstasy - fmgene, 2006-12-18: 18:54:00
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Fealicity
Created by: beast
Pronunciation: Fair-li-city
Sentence: The fealicity formed by the doves in the sky made the soldiers feel a sense of warmth and peace on Christmas's eve.
Etymology: Feather + Felicity
Tannenbomber
Created by: ipmcleod
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I was momentarily angry about the black BMW convertible that hijacked my parking spot, but then I saw the pigeons in the tree above it and knew that he would be tannenbombed.
Etymology: Tannenbaum (German for Giftmas tree) + bomber (postmodern Urbanian for bird above you)
Dreamdropping
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: dream-drop-ping
Sentence: Sally dreamt she was a bird, soaring high over crowds and dreamdropping her special gifts upon their heads.
Etymology: dream + dropping
Phantasmashaplop
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/
Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.
Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)
Gravituity
Created by: DarthWader
Pronunciation: grav ih two ih tee
Sentence: Jonathan (Livingston Seagull) and his compatriots flew high above the Christmas vacationers on the beaches below, bestowing ample holiday gravituity for all to enjoy.
Etymology: gravity (the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth) + gratuity (present, gift)
Empoopulate
Created by: llimllib
Pronunciation: Em-`poop-you-late
Sentence: The bird generously empoopulated the crowd.
Etymology: From the latin "poop", literally, to drop ground turkey meat from a tray or platter.
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COMMENTS:
Nice explaination of the Etymology. I didn't know that poop was originally latin word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:49:00
thanks... neither did I :) - llimllib, 2006-12-19: 11:07:00
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Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James