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DEFINITION: n. An overbearing or pushy salesperson who makes you want to leave a store rather than look around and buy something. v. To aggressively sell something to someone who doesn't want it.
Verboticisms
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Oversal
Created by: wordguy120
Pronunciation: O-ver-sul
Sentence: the people in that shop were real oversals
Etymology:
Peddlerpushers
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ped/lur/push/urs
Sentence: Our local video store is full of peddlerpushers who sneak up behind you when you're deep in thought and then shadow you relentlessly as you peruse the movie selection
Etymology: peddler + pusher + pedal pushers
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COMMENTS:
funny AND fashionable! - galwaywegian, 2007-05-16: 06:06:00
how did you see that so fast - you must work in our video store - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-16: 06:09:00
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Pusherman
Created by: BemaSelf
Pronunciation: Push-r-man
Sentence: I can't stand that store. The pusherman always makes me rush to buy something.
Etymology: Pusher, Man
Samplassault
Created by: texmom
Pronunciation: sam-pull-ass-alt
Sentence: She left the store rather than be subjected to samplassault again.
Etymology: sample - small portion of item assault - attempt to force a person
Impeddler
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: imm-PED-lur
Sentence: The impeddler was so obnoxious that I stormed out of the shop, accidentally breaking some cheap plastic products on my way out.
Etymology: impede (to obstruct or hinder) + peddler (a travelling seller of goods)
Vulturoso
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: vul-tsur-OH-so
Sentence: When new customers would come into the showroom Ronald would become a smooth operting vulturoso and would pounce on the prospect with high pressure tactics and almost always succeeded in getting a sale.
Etymology: Blend of the words 'vulture' (n. 2. A person of a rapacious, predatory, or profiteering nature) and 'virtuoso' (n. 1. a person who has special knowledge or skill in a field)
Pushinator
Created by: jonobo
Pronunciation: "push" like in push + "inator" like in terminator.
Sentence: At first sight i thought he would just be an average standard legal pusher, then i had to realise that he was at least one of those new powerpusher models, but when i tried to leave the shop he showed his real potential and i finally came to the only rational conclusion left: he was the Pushinator.
Etymology: Pusher + Terminator = Pushinator.
Shopcreeper
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Shawp-kreep-err
Sentence: That shopcreeper was pushing me way too much. I grabbed that stupid block of cheese he was trying to sell me and shoved it right in his mouth. He now sells basketballs because he knows no one can stuff those in his mouth... I proved him wrong.
Etymology: Shopkeeper (owner of a shop that sells goods) + creep (an annoying and detestable person)
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COMMENTS:
I already gave my vote to peddlarpusher, but this is even better. - cohenarie, 2007-05-16: 10:51:00
Nice one. - Clayton, 2007-05-16: 14:55:00
great ...awesome - pguse, 2007-06-01: 14:00:00
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Asswholesaler
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: all hoel say lor
Sentence: He suggested to the asswholesaler that he park his car of the week somewhere it was anatomically impossible to so do.
Etymology: asshole wholesaler
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COMMENTS:
:) - Nosila, 2011-04-20: 21:34:00
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Salesmanacle
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: sails/man/akl
Sentence: He was such a salesmanacle that I had to spin around in the revolving doors twice to get free
Etymology: salesman + manacle

Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by iwasatripwire. Thank you iwasatripwire! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by iwasatripwire. Thank you iwasatripwire. ~ James