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DEFINITION: n. An overbearing or pushy salesperson who makes you want to leave a store rather than look around and buy something. v. To aggressively sell something to someone who doesn't want it.
Verboticisms
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Harasshat
Created by: Clayton
Pronunciation: huh-RAS-hat
Sentence: As she made her way to the front of the bookstore, Gilda was cornered by resident harasshat Caleb, who wasted at least five minutes of her day calmly reassuring her that he'd been reading Baudrillard.
Etymology: harass + asshat
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COMMENTS:
love it love it love it - iwasatripwire, 2007-05-16: 12:37:00
I really need to start using this one, because I seem to run into a few each day. - Clayton, 2007-05-16: 14:49:00
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Asswholesaler
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: all hoel say lor
Sentence: He suggested to the asswholesaler that he park his car of the week somewhere it was anatomically impossible to so do.
Etymology: asshole wholesaler
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COMMENTS:
:) - Nosila, 2011-04-20: 21:34:00
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Shopressor
Created by: CharlieB
Pronunciation: shop-res-er
Sentence: Kevin was so excited about the prospect of someone buying one of his hand made silk shirts, that he unfortunately morphed from laid back salesman to fidgety shopressor.
Etymology: shop (to buy merchandise) + oppressor (someone who puts pressure on others)
Commistant
Created by: Guthlaf1
Pronunciation: komm-ISS-tant
Sentence: I hadn't been in the shop ten seconds before the young commistant started making my day miserable.
Etymology: From: commission + (sales) assistant
Peddlerpushers
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: ped/lur/push/urs
Sentence: Our local video store is full of peddlerpushers who sneak up behind you when you're deep in thought and then shadow you relentlessly as you peruse the movie selection
Etymology: peddler + pusher + pedal pushers
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COMMENTS:
funny AND fashionable! - galwaywegian, 2007-05-16: 06:06:00
how did you see that so fast - you must work in our video store - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-16: 06:09:00
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Antisalesalot
Created by: kensiesfate
Pronunciation: Anti-sales-a-lot
Sentence: look over at antisalesalot, he's pushed another out the door!
Etymology:
Fleemarket
Created by: iwasatripwire
Pronunciation: flee-mar-ket
Sentence: The clerks in that boutique always turn it into such a fleemarket
Etymology: flee + flea market
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COMMENTS:
I like this one - guess that makes them fleemarketers - petaj, 2007-05-16: 23:10:00
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Ipecaclerk
Created by: heartnsoul
Pronunciation: ip/i/cac/lurk
Sentence: I thought I had made it through the perfume department undetected, but when I turned down the next aisle, there stood a grinning ipecaclerk with her finger on the trigger of a perfume bottle!
Etymology: ipecac (from Syrup of Ipecac) + clerk (the kind who tends to also lurk)
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COMMENTS:
Aaah! Run! - heartnsoul, 2007-05-16: 19:43:00
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Clejerk
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: cluh-JURK
Sentence: Alex dropped his job as soon as he discovered he was required to be a clejerk, squirting cologne at people.
Etymology: Someone who begins coming off like a clerk and ends up being more a jerk.
Oversal
Created by: wordguy120
Pronunciation: O-ver-sul
Sentence: the people in that shop were real oversals
Etymology:
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by iwasatripwire. Thank you iwasatripwire! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by iwasatripwire. Thank you iwasatripwire. ~ James