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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Homilization

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: hom e le zation

Sentence: He'll homilizate quite soon. He's already washing the floor periodically and ensures me that he'll be cooking every day!

Etymology: home + ization

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Husbomestication

Created by: J03Yvanalstyne

Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt

Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!

Etymology: husband + domesticate

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Blisatame

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame

Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.

Etymology: bliss+tame

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Demanate

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: dee-man-ate

Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.

Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate

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Emascrimony

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ee-mask-ri-mo-nee

Sentence: After enduring several months of his wife's nagging to help her out around the house, Bob realized he should enter into the state of emascrimony, or face further exile to the couch.

Etymology: emasculate, matrimony

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COMMENTS:

Wish I hadn't already voted...I would have voted for yours... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 12:09:00

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Antisloth

Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth

Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.

Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.

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Mantameony

Created by: wniffene

Pronunciation: Man-tae-mony

Sentence: Laura knew that they had entered mantameony when Bob offered to do the laundry so she could relax.

Etymology: Man+Tame+Matrimony

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Manimprovement

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: man inprovement

Sentence: Oh yes with my qualities, i am dooing manimprovement, so if he wants something he has to improve himself to be my slave.

Etymology: man as in Big ceature improvement, as in the better slave version.

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Mandocility

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: man-doh-sill-itty

Sentence: Although the period of sexualfireworks had been enjoyable, Jamet realised that mandocility had a lot more to recommend it in the long run. She also felt a lot less tired.

Etymology: man + docile

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COMMENTS:

chris, You should get extra bonus points for the verbal "fireworks" in your sentences! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 15:58:00

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Huzbliss

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Created by: highwireart

Pronunciation: Huz-bliss

Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!

Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!

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