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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Spousebroken
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken
Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken
Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)
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COMMENTS:
Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00
Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00
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Adaptage
Created by: fashionista
Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age
Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.
Etymology: Adapt + Age
Buenuline
Created by: awesomo
Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin
Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.
Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine
Emascelation
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun
Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.
Etymology: emasculation, elation
Homilization
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: hom e le zation
Sentence: He'll homilizate quite soon. He's already washing the floor periodically and ensures me that he'll be cooking every day!
Etymology: home + ization
Whiplysium
Created by: squirrelian
Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um
Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.
Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"
Blisspecked
Created by: Maureen
Pronunciation: bliss - pecked
Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.
Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.
Partuled
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed
Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!
Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled
