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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Emascelation
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun
Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.
Etymology: emasculation, elation
Whipticated
Created by: Orlandin
Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated
Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.
Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.
Blisatame
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: bliss-a-tame
Sentence: He is so blisatame tha all I have to do is look at him the right way and he appoligizes for being himself.
Etymology: bliss+tame
Honeymoo
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo
Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.
Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo
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COMMENTS:
Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00
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Adaptage
Created by: fashionista
Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age
Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.
Etymology: Adapt + Age
Neutervana
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana
Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.
Etymology: neuter + nirvana
Husbomestication
Created by: J03Yvanalstyne
Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt
Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!
Etymology: husband + domesticate
Malectomy
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee
Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.
Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.
