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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Blisspecked
Created by: Maureen
Pronunciation: bliss - pecked
Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.
Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.
Blissectomy
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee
Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.
Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.
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COMMENTS:
Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00
Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00
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Whiplysium
Created by: squirrelian
Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um
Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.
Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"
Domestepoch
Created by: fonka99
Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch
Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.
Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.
Spousebroken
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken
Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken
Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)
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COMMENTS:
Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00
Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00
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Malewhipedrey
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree
Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.
Etymology: To become whipped into shape.
Thumbunderism
Created by: Carole
Pronunciation: thum under ism
Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.
Etymology:
Domasculate
Created by: Manhattan
Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late
Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.
Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.
Femifantasia
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.
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