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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Domestepoch

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: Dom-est-eee-poch

Sentence: Jen's constant nagging broke his resolve, and that instant ushered in a new domestepoch of homely tidiness.

Etymology: Domesticate and Epoch.

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Pussywhipped

Created by: redrockmullet

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Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!

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Chortledom

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum

Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).

Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.

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Servantage

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: Sir Vantage (or) Servant Age

Sentence: George's pink rubber gloves were worn during his servantage.

Etymology: Highly improbable.

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Spousebroken

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken

Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken

Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)

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COMMENTS:

Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00

Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00

Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00

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