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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Eraticulopture
Created by: currentlyinsolitude
Pronunciation: ee-rat-i-cule-lope-chure
Sentence: Their eraticulopture happened as soon as he realized how much he loved his wife.
Etymology: American
Femifantasia
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.
Etymology:
Partuled
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed
Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!
Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled
Domesticastration
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun
Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.
Etymology: From domestication and castration
Blokeyoked
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: blok/yokd
Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.
Etymology: bloke + yoked
Chortledom
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum
Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).
Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.
Itwontlast
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: it-won't-last
Sentence: Itwontlast is really more a state of mind, than a reality, as the perceptions of both partners will eventually normalize and the quality of domestication and the expectations will fall out of synchronicity. That's not to say that the marriage won't though.
Etymology: it + won't + last - says it all really.
Nolongrfun
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: no - longer - fun
Sentence: She trained him to become nolongrfun
Etymology: no longer fun
