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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Spousebroken
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken
Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken
Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)
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COMMENTS:
Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00
Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00
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Husbunderthumbery
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: hus-bund-er-thum-ery
Sentence: All the fighting and nagging stopped, his resistence was finally ended and they were happy once they had entered a period of husbunderthumbery
Etymology: husband+under-the-thumb = husbunderthumbery
Captivacation
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun
Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.
Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)
Femifantasia
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.
Etymology:
Domesticastrate
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate
Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!
Etymology: domesticate+castrate
Domesticastration
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun
Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.
Etymology: From domestication and castration
Partuled
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed
Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!
Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled
Husbomestication
Created by: J03Yvanalstyne
Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt
Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!
Etymology: husband + domesticate
Mistermoment
Created by: kryptik
Pronunciation: mis-ter-mahm-ent
Sentence: When Alice's husband insisted that he clean the dishes, she knew that he had reached his mistermoment.
Etymology: From the phrase 'Mister Mom' and the word 'moment'.
Whippification
Created by: chofu67
Pronunciation:
Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.
Etymology: From whipped
