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'I ate ten bowls of cereal before I was satisfied.'

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

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Doldrumstick

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: dohl-druhm-stik

Sentence: He was a doldrumsticker for months after his girlfriend left him.

Etymology: doldrum - (sad, listless) stick - (from drumstick as in chicken leg)

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COMMENTS:

I think I would opt for the ice cream versions of drumsticks - nice word - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-05: 12:26:00

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Chompensate

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: chomp/en/sate

Sentence: Stu would often chompensate for his loneliness with a big bowl of granola.

Etymology: chomp + compensate + sate

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COMMENTS:

Very Good! Very Catchy! - Scrumpy, 2007-09-05: 09:43:00

nice - FreeToys, 2007-09-05: 12:16:00

Great! - purpleartichokes, 2007-09-05: 15:29:00

Missed your amaaazzzzzzzing words and comments the last month! You hit a home run with your first word back!! Great word!!! - Stevenson0, 2007-09-05: 17:35:00

Greatest comeback since Gen. MacArthur. A real bobbydazzler! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-05: 22:36:00

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Pitygorge

shiftysquid

Created by: shiftysquid

Pronunciation: Pi-tee-gorj

Sentence: When those bastards fired me, I just went into pitygorge mode with that jug of ice cream.

Etymology: Pity + gorge

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Munchsturbate

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: munch-stur-bate

Sentence: In order to keep his mind and body busy after the break-up, Bob would munchsturbate on high-fiber cereal - spending his time equally with the cereal bowl and toilet bowl.

Etymology: munch, masturbate

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COMMENTS:

Chheeriohmygods no doubt - galwaywegian, 2007-09-05: 07:45:00

more likely Cream of Wheat - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-05: 09:47:00

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Forklorn

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: fôrk'-lôrn

Sentence: After Susie kicked him to the curb, eric, forklorn, ate three slices of macaroni and cheese pizza.

Etymology: fork + forlorn

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Loneafeed

Created by: dclaxton

Pronunciation:

Sentence: My boyfriend and I broke up, so I ate loneafeed for three days.

Etymology:

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Gloomandize

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: gloo/muhn/deez

Sentence: He was so upset that his girlfriend dumped him that he pulled out his favourite cereal, Cheerios (how ironic), and had a major gloomandize session eating the whole box non-stop.

Etymology: gloom + gormandize (to eat greedily or ravenously)

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COMMENTS:

You hit the nail on the head, StevO. A great word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-05: 22:47:00

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Comfortreat

Created by: elron

Pronunciation: cum-for-treet

Sentence: After I lost my job, my house burned down, my dog got hit by a truck, and my whole family was killed in a horrible industrial accident, I grabbed my Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey to comfortreat.

Etymology: comfort + treat

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Emonourishment

thebudman

Created by: thebudman

Pronunciation: ee-mO-nur-ish-ment

Sentence: Even though I just ate, I couldn't help but engage in some good ol' emonourishment when I got home after my best friend told me he would be moving to Alaska.

Etymology: Emotional + Nourishment

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Savioracious

Created by: noztril

Pronunciation: seyv-yer ey-shuhs

Sentence: Stan's sorrow was lightened by his savioracious appetite.

Etymology: savior + voracious

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Comments:

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:49:00
therapeating

trioptimum trioptimum - 2007-09-05: 04:50:00
doh. wrong box. too early.