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DEFINITION: An often debilitating condition characterized by compulsive, repetitive and obsessive reading of product documentation and warranties.

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Warrantomania

Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: warranty, mania

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Warrantedium

CrayonWarrior

Created by: CrayonWarrior

Pronunciation: Wah-ran-tee-dee-um

Sentence: Ethan was contracting major warrantedium after sitting and reading through the terms and conditions of his new telly to check whether he'd still get a refund after his dog peed on it

Etymology: warranty tedium

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Brainjamming

Created by: josje

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brainjamming wil pull the contents in your head to overloead proportions. - josje, 2006-12-21: 02:03:00

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Manualaddict

Created by: labareda

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Instrufolia

Created by: Berna

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Overinstructology

Created by: hipcheck16

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Checkmania

Created by: chris

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Rereadementia

Created by: lindaleh

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Lahoosahar

Created by: mizzverbz

Pronunciation: la-hoo-sa-har

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Documentosis

coch000

Created by: coch000

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