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'I have to sharpen it?'

DEFINITION: An often debilitating condition characterized by compulsive, repetitive and obsessive reading of product documentation and warranties.

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Jimadybobalingly

Created by: jimadybobalon

Pronunciation: jim-ady-bob-al-ing-ly

Sentence: I have to sharpen my pencil jimadybobalingly!

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Obserea

Created by: zagovorich

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Warrantomania

Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: warranty, mania

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Readorexia

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: read orexia

Sentence: My readorexia has left me pooped from reading the DIRECTIONS.

Etymology: Akin to anorexia.

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Docuaddiction

Created by: swaizel

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Lahoosahar

Created by: mizzverbz

Pronunciation: la-hoo-sa-har

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Manualaria

qwerty

Created by: qwerty

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Sentence: Due to a serious case of manualaria, Ned rarely tried out new software until weeks after he'd installed it.

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Reast

Created by: evitameanslife

Pronunciation: Re - a - st

Sentence: We can figure this out practically, we dont need tips , stop being a reast.

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Manualmaniac

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Gwenzy

Created by: gwenzy4211

Pronunciation: gwen-c

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