Verboticisms

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: Eggs adj yur age

Sentence: Her exaggeraging had finally caught up with her; the hive-mind spoke, and it was her time to be "liberated." Nobody that age should be allowed to wear baby-t's.

Etymology: Exaggerate + age. Maybe exagg' 'er age.

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Created by: Trystera

Pronunciation: krawn-AWB-fyoo-skate

Sentence: Despite her attempts at chronobfuscation, young Cindi was not allowed to join AARP.

Etymology: Chrono- (time) + obfuscate

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Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: fib/aj

Sentence: Bea and her friends got together once a week to play fibbage. The local bars caught on easily but played along as they always left by suppertime

Etymology: fib + age + cribbage

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: uh-PEER-en-hanse

Sentence: Sylvia truly believed that she could convincingly appearenhance her true age with subtle little untruths intended to take five years off her true age.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'appearance' (n. the state, condition, manner, or style in which a person or object appears; outward look or aspect) and 'enhance' (vb. improve; augment)

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Created by: net4536

Pronunciation: per-cumb

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Created by: fieldman

Pronunciation: D-O-B-ception

Sentence: I think I have been the victim of D-O-B-ception.

Etymology:

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: ma-nip-u-lage

Sentence: Grandma could manipulage herself when it suited her. She carried an old ID card in her wallet so that when she went to the singles dances at the firehall she could show that she was still a young chick, but at the mall she had her AARP ID to prove that she was eligible for her senior discount.

Etymology: manipulate: to tamper with or falsify for personal gain + age

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COMMENTS:

manipulant word - Nosila, 2009-12-10: 09:21:00

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Created by: chrismduenas

Pronunciation: fact jed

Sentence:

Etymology: fake, aged

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COMMENTS:

fake, aged - chrismduenas, 2007-05-29: 02:49:00

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Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: All-turr-ay-gif-i

Sentence: When Simon and Linda went on their first date, she told him that she was only 34 years old, when, in fact, she was nearer 45. When he eventually found out the truth he dumped her on the spot. She vowed from that day on she would never alterageify ever again.

Etymology: Alter (to change) ORIGIN alterare from alter 'other' + Age (the length of time a person or thing has existed) ORIGIN Old French, from latin aevum 'age,era'. + Falsify (alter(information) so as to mislead) = Alterageify

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COMMENTS:

nice blend - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-23: 12:08:00

Looks good. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-25: 17:51:00

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: lye den tit eeee kard

Sentence: Being eaten by short sighted cannibals was not the most wonderful of ends, but she did have the posthumous last laugh when the chief choked on a barticularly tough piece of her liver, having trusted the date on her liedentity card.

Etymology: identity card, lie

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COMMENTS:

well aged...good one! - Nosila, 2009-12-10: 14:53:00

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