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'Guess what? I'm going to the doctor to get my vocal cords tuned!'

DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.

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Deyapperization

alecstevenson

Created by: alecstevenson

Pronunciation: De-yapp-er-ize-ation

Sentence: Sparky's deyapperization treatment meant the next door neighbours could finally sleep-in on the weekend.

Etymology: de + yapper + ization

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Yappasectomy

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: yap-pa-sect-a-me

Sentence: After his yappasectomy, fido would bark happily without ever making sound

Etymology: yap-yap and Vasectomy

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Yappendectomy

Created by: tori83

Pronunciation: yap-en-deck-tow-mee

Sentence: I like my neighbour's poodle a lot more since she took him in for a yappendectomy.

Etymology: appendectomy: removal of the appendix. yappendectomy: removal of irritaing yappy dog noises

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Muttup

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: Mutt-up

Sentence: After his muttup he didn't bark anymore. But he could still bite.

Etymology: Shut the mutt up!

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Muttmuting

Created by: peterm

Pronunciation: mutt-muting

Sentence: That distasteful dog needs a muttmuting

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Woofanasia

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Woofanasia is a painless procedure that ensures a peaceful quiet dog.

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Barkotomy

Created by: enigma

Pronunciation: we all know how to say lobotomy...

Sentence: Fifi's barkotomy resulted in a 3 month recovery watching Lassie reruns.

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Parisied

Created by: queeny

Pronunciation: Paris - eyed

Sentence: Paris Hilton is the new face behind "Parisied" a shot to shut the yappy bitch up when your needing a little break, sold in all better kennel shops.

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Comments:

- 2006-10-21: 09:10:00
Perhaps Peter McKay should consider this as a viable option

- 2006-10-21: 10:10:00
They both need this. Dear Peter and Belinda/Peter: Please forget it, and help to govern our Country