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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: The feeling you get in a job interview when you know you won't get the job no matter what lies you tell them.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07

DEFINITION: The act of swapping your crappy lunch for a way tastier one found in the shared fridge at work.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07

DEFINITION: When you're sick at home, laying around all day watching TV, and you suddenly realise that you're enjoying a program that you would never be caught dead watching if you were healthy, ie. re-runs of The Love Boat.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07

DEFINITION: The anger felt when the person who last used the salad dressing failed to screw the lid on tightly so when you want to use it and give it a proper good shake, it flies all over the kitchen.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07
VERBOTOMY: Oh no! I hate it when my husband tries to dress me.

DEFINITION: To not feel guilty about all the weight you're putting on because winter is approaching and you need all the calories you can get to help you survive the harsh elements of the winter climate.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07

DEFINITION: The act of witnessing someone do something disgusting and private in a public place, like being on a bus and seeing someone picking their nose and eating it.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07

DEFINITION: To not remember the name of someone who you met briefly a few days ago, but oddly enough they remember your name. The awkwardness or embarrassment felt at that moment.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07

DEFINITION: The tiny bit of saliva that when talking seems to go the wrong way and ends up landing on your wind pipe which causes coughing fits, wheezing, runny eyes and nose, and sometimes even gagging, and a beet red face.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07

DEFINITION: Food you buy at a grocery store not because you need it or want it, but because it claims to be on sale.
CREATED BY: serendipity9000 - 2007-06-06

DEFINITION: The irrational rage you feel when you find your roommate put the milk carton back in the fridge with one teaspoon of milk left in it.
CREATED BY: serendipity9000 - 2007-06-05

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'Why can't I get my allowance in cash?'

DEFINITION: v. To exclusively use credit cards, debit cards and/or electronic banking in order to avoid using, or even touching, old fashioned cash. n. A person who never pays for anything using real money.

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