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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: When one is alone in a full theater watching an incomprehensible foreign film, wants desperately to leave, and prays his/her bladder will provide the excuse.
CREATED BY: staggolee - 2007-09-13

DEFINITION: to do something weird when you are depressed angry etc. like shop for pillow you can cry into
CREATED BY: loofarama - 2007-09-13

DEFINITION: A middle-age divorcee who has extensive cosmetic surgery in order to look like Britney Spears.
CREATED BY: staggolee - 2007-09-13
VERBOTOMY: I need to feel sexy again! Give me Britney's abs!

DEFINITION: Those pesky paper cuts that won't heal quickly because they are located on a busy spot like your knuckle.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-09-10
VERBOTOMY: Oh no! I won't be able to message any one for week.

DEFINITION: That frustrating feeling when you can't think of another word for "thesaurus".
CREATED BY: Delilah - 2007-09-09

DEFINITION: Arrogant ignorance.
CREATED BY: Osomatic - 2007-09-06

DEFINITION: The semi-waking state of early morning commuters on a subway or bus.
CREATED BY: MrDave2176 - 2007-09-06
VERBOTOMY: Did I miss my stop?

DEFINITION: The little bits of skin that peel off from a bad sunburn.
CREATED BY: MrDave2176 - 2007-09-06
VERBOTOMY: I think got a little too much sun...

DEFINITION: The feeling you get when you walk by your usual coffee house and your server friend sees you enjoying a coffee you bought at a nearby competitor which is known to be less expensive.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-09-04
VERBOTOMY: Omigod! You're cheating on me!

DEFINITION: The syndrome of an ex boyfriend or an ex girlfriend to look much better than when you were dating them.
CREATED BY: Scrumpy - 2007-09-02
VERBOTOMY: Wow! She never looked that good when I was dating her...

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'I thought you said hork...'

DEFINITION: v. To expectorate unexpectedly, especially in situations where it is not considered socially acceptable. n. A person who habitually spits, even when among polite company.

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