The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
If you want to share it with us (i.e., you give us permission to use it as we see fit according to our website terms and conditions ), just fill our this form and send it in...
We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!

DEFINITION: v., To speak in an inspirational but perhaps incomprehensible manner by stringing together a series of grunts and clichés. n., An inarticulate TV or radio, post-game interview, typically given by a panting, toothless, sweating, verbally-challenged, and hugely overpaid, athletic superstar.
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: n. the magical blow administered to old Nintendo cartridges that magically get them to work. v. to blow into an old Nintendo cartridge.
CREATED BY: youmustvotenato - 2011-10-25
DEFINITION: the gasp of air you make that gives the game away when a friend kicks you under the table.
CREATED BY: CrayonWarrior - 2011-10-16
DEFINITION: n. The nudge you administer to a vending machine to release food that got stuck. v. To obtain food from a vending machine via nudge.
CREATED BY: youmustvotenato - 2011-10-14
DEFINITION: n. The mysterious female emotion when they are upset but deny being upset. v. To be upset and claim not to be upset at the same time.
CREATED BY: youmustvotenato - 2011-10-14
DEFINITION: v. an event whose result happens with an understood certainty; ie the toast always falling jelly side down.
CREATED BY: Nathan - 2011-10-12
DEFINITION: DEFINITION: v. The act of shutting an annoying person up successfully, resulting in a chorus of "OOOOOOHHH, GOT 'EMS!" from your peers.
CREATED BY: EmmaHeras - 2011-09-15
DEFINITION: n. A person, particularily a member of the younger generation, who insists on using old-time words for everything (e.g. davenport, pantaloons, etc.)
CREATED BY: Biscotti - 2011-08-19
DEFINITION: v. to send the least inappropriate greetings card (previously bought just in case it came in useful) one can find in the drawer; n. such a card
CREATED BY: piepowder - 2011-07-11
DEFINITION: One's adult children
CREATED BY: Wordfanne - 2011-07-10
DEFINITION: n. Words that are nearly impossible to pronounce whilst intoxicated or incredibly tired.
CREATED BY: Stackd - 2011-07-01
More...