The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: A person who never gets that they have 5'th grade humor and consistently laughs out loud at their own lame witticisms or attempts at jokes, even though he/she gets nothing but vapid looks in return. (Yep, I work with one.)
CREATED BY: purpleartichokes - 2007-11-01
DEFINITION: When the fake cry is more convincing and believable than the real cry.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-11-01
DEFINITION: To try to walk gracefully, but stumble because people are watching.
CREATED BY: kimbo123 - 2007-11-01
DEFINITION: To become aware that for the last half hour you've been making the rounds at the office Christmas party with your fly gaping and a portion of your shirttail protruding.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2007-11-01
DEFINITION: To realize when you see your co-workers are not laughing at the off-color joke you just told about the boss that the boss is standing right behind you. The fear you feel knowing you've been caught in a major professional faux pas.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2007-11-01
VERBOTOMY: I'm dancing on the boss's desk!
DEFINITION: the anxiety of realizing you accidently speed dialed your exwifes phone number and the call length is two hours long
CREATED BY: svnfsvn - 2007-10-31
DEFINITION: The watery substance that spurts from the mustard dispenser when it hasn't been used for some time. Your disgusted reaction when you realize you just ruined your hot dog bun with a squirt of that substance.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2007-10-31
DEFINITION: Verb : The act of an item being used for something greatly disgusting that is intended for something greatly personal. EX. Using a butterknife to scratch your inner ear.
CREATED BY: Justpeachyy - 2007-10-30
DEFINITION: the moment of truth just before a vasectomy when they give u the valium.
CREATED BY: svnfsvn - 2007-10-30
DEFINITION: When someone fails to pay attention, and then asks you a question about something you just explained moments earlier.
CREATED BY: KenM2 - 2007-10-30
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