The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: To participate in the office Kris Kringle gift exchange party - and the point at which it gets ugly.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-12-03
DEFINITION: The horrible feeling you get when you receive a Christmas card in the mail from someone you didn't send a card to, and there is not enough time left to return the gesture. Or, the stress of deciding who to send cards to.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-12-03
DEFINITION: To be kind & warm to all during the festive season even to people who annoy you, but when January comes you go back to your miserable self.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-12-03
DEFINITION: The little extras you find in your Christmas tree upon getting it in the house, e.g., bird's nests, bugs, mice, or possums....http://www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?S=4283680
CREATED BY: purpleartichokes - 2007-12-03
DEFINITION: A Christmas tree, that no matter how it is tethered and tilted, refuses to stay standing.
CREATED BY: purpleartichokes - 2007-12-03
VERBOTOMY: Why can't you get it up?
DEFINITION: The extra bit of space you find in your totally full stomach when the pudding is produced.
CREATED BY: galwaywegian - 2007-12-03
DEFINITION: Instructions on items that really shouldn't need instructions, like toothpaste, candles, or individually plastic wrapped pieces of American cheese.
CREATED BY: yellowbird - 2007-12-02
VERBOTOMY: Do not use in the shower? That's dumb!
DEFINITION: That sinking feeling when you congratulate your boss's wife on her pending motherhood only to be told you are mistaken.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2007-12-02
VERBOTOMY: Come on! You must be pregnant!
DEFINITION: n., A term used to describe someone who is completely inept with computers, and seemingly unable to learn even the simplest and most intuitive functions, such as using a mouse, inserting a disc, or hitting the key after typing something.
CREATED BY: Tigger - 2007-12-02
DEFINITION: When your spouse and/or children, and pets all join you in bed or on the couch, so that you're squashed into a tiny sliver of space before you fall off, or you're left with a tiny corner of the blanket.
CREATED BY: kabloozie - 2007-12-01
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