The create-a-word game
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: n: a verbal muttering that almost sounds like a word, used when one is not sure of the right word to use, or when unsure of its pronunciation.
CREATED BY: CEE1ESS - 2007-12-05
DEFINITION: Secreting christmas gifts in several excellent hiding places to prevent the kids/spouse from locating them - then forgetting where you hid them.
CREATED BY: kabloozie - 2007-12-05
DEFINITION: adv., The tendency of strangers in an elevator to stare at the numbered buttons, the current floor number display, or any other distraction, so as to avoid eye contact with the other passengers. n., a person deliberately avoids eye contact in small, enclosed spaces.
CREATED BY: Tigger - 2007-12-05
DEFINITION: Those last few pine needles from your Christmas tree that you finally vacuum up next year in July or August.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-12-04
VERBOTOMY: Why are you vacuuming the Christmas tree?
DEFINITION: The delivery guy drops off a Christmas gift and it's a fruit basket from your boss and his wife that is identical to the fruit basket you sent them.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2007-12-04
DEFINITION: Trying to feign joy when you open the gift from your favorite relative and find yet another hideous tie or shirt.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2007-12-04
VERBOTOMY: Wow! That's just what I wanted
DEFINITION: Spending an excessive amount of time carefully opening a gift to retain the wrapping paper, ribbon and boxes for future use. Receiving said paper on a gift at some future time, but not necessarily for the occasion the paper was intended.
CREATED BY: kabloozie - 2007-12-04
DEFINITION: A person who leaves the outdoor christmas lights up all year, or the act never taking down decorations and/or the christmas tree until July.
CREATED BY: kabloozie - 2007-12-04
DEFINITION: The one orphan holiday ornament or decoration you missed or forgot to pack up after the holidays, thereby forcing you to live with it for the rest of the year.
CREATED BY: kabloozie - 2007-12-04
DEFINITION: A word to describe the feeling one has just after they send an e-mail that can't be retrieved.
CREATED BY: Daniel999 - 2007-12-03
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