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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: To disguise gift cards by putting them in huge boxes to trick and mislead their recipients.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-12-11

DEFINITION: A minor holiday or tradition that has been upgraded to popular status by proximity to a major tradition in the dominant culture. For example: Chanukah.
CREATED BY: ErWenn - 2007-12-10

DEFINITION: how you feel when your christmas shopping leaves you drained like you struggled every inch of the way to buy every gift
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2007-12-09
VERBOTOMY: Must buy presents

DEFINITION: To obsess over a pet to the point where it has a better wardrobe, more fashion accessories and is better groomed than you.
CREATED BY: kabloozie - 2007-12-08
VERBOTOMY: I just bought her new shoes

DEFINITION: To always pick the wrong line/queue where there's inevitably a problem, ie., in traffic, to merge into the lane that's moving the slowest, or at the check out counter where they need a price check.
CREATED BY: kabloozie - 2007-12-08

DEFINITION: The act of cutting through a parking lot, gas station, etc. to avoid a red light.
CREATED BY: sipsoccer - 2007-12-08

DEFINITION: The act of When you drop a letter in the mailbox, and you always seem to do a re-check to make sure it's gone down.
CREATED BY: sipsoccer - 2007-12-08

DEFINITION: The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.
CREATED BY: sipsoccer - 2007-12-08
VERBOTOMY: My boyfriend disappeared in the laundry.

DEFINITION: To leave your outdoor Christmas lights on the exterior of your house all year round.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-12-07

DEFINITION: Ugly decorative items or clothing that relatives and friends have given you over the years that are stored away, but ready to pull out at a moment's notice in anticipation of a visit, or are 'showcased' in a place of 'honor', like the bathroom.
CREATED BY: kabloozie - 2007-12-05
VERBOTOMY: Why are you putting that be the front door?

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'My wheelbarrow needs a seat...'

DEFINITION: v. To ask a someone a bizarre question in order to get them to think outside their mental little boxes. (And to see if they are actually listening.) n. A creative provocation designed to pull people out of their daily stupor.

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