The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
If you want to share it with us (i.e., you give us permission to use it as we see fit according to our website terms and conditions ), just fill our this form and send it in...
We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: The slowness of a computer with little ram; much like the slow thinking of a husband
CREATED BY: gemmgemms - 2007-12-30
VERBOTOMY: Honey? Honey! Can you hear me?
DEFINITION: A natural reaction of the facial musculature where the eye-lids remain open during a sneeze.
CREATED BY: inias - 2007-12-30
DEFINITION: The act of repeatedly pushing the button for an elevator several times even though the green light was activated the first time.
CREATED BY: sharktrager - 2007-12-28
VERBOTOMY: But I don't want you to push my buttons
DEFINITION: using a search engine to look up your own name or location, especially on Google or Google Earth
CREATED BY: yellowbird - 2007-12-28
VERBOTOMY: I can't stop googling myself
DEFINITION: To plan for weeks a date with your girlfriend only to watch it be foiled by her sister who thinks tagging along on the day itself can help to calm her nerves after her own break-up.
CREATED BY: freakystyley - 2007-12-26
DEFINITION: Anyone who is obsessed and keep checking cellphone for SMSs or waited incoming calls while someone else is talking him.
CREATED BY: magillo - 2007-12-22
DEFINITION: The sick feeling you get after sampling all the various odd dishes and bizarre combinations of food at the holiday pot luck at work.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-12-17
DEFINITION: Not having enough batteries on Christmas morning for all the kid's toys, or trying to calculate how many batteries you will need.
CREATED BY: yellowbird - 2007-12-16
VERBOTOMY: When am I going to get a real holiday?
DEFINITION: Anyone who arrives at a holiday party already drunk and overly emotional.
CREATED BY: yellowbird - 2007-12-15
VERBOTOMY: Apparently Santa has been into the festive spirits all day long.
DEFINITION: The little knots inside of your socks that cause such discomfort when Grandma insists on mending the holes in them.
CREATED BY: ReputedTart - 2007-12-13
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