The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: The inarticulate TV or radio interview answers given by athletes after a game, usually by toothless,panting,sweating, verbally-challenged overpaid super stars. (Interviewer: So, Chris, why do you think your team lost tonight’s hockey game? Chris: I uh think uh it uh was uh because uh the uh other uh team uh scored uh more uh goals uh than uh us uh.)
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-01-31
VERBOTOMY: We played our A-Game today
DEFINITION: emailierated
CREATED BY: David Hendley - 2008-01-31
DEFINITION: A person that compensates their lack of personality by carrying a prop around with them to help start conversations.
CREATED BY: zebrahdh - 2008-01-30
VERBOTOMY: Guess what I'm giving you for Valentines
DEFINITION: The nasty smell which wafts from your fridge caused by leftovers which you know are most likely not going to be eaten, but stashed anyway because of feelings of guilt attached to "throwing away good food". NOUN: An evil-minded fridge salivating at the thought of digesting leftovers and tormenting the unwary door-opener with yet another creative stench.
CREATED BY: bananabender - 2008-01-29
VERBOTOMY: Help! There's something in the fridge!
DEFINITION: popolotofenemeter
CREATED BY: popLouis10 - 2008-01-29
DEFINITION: The feeling of doom you feel after sending off an e-mail or responding to a website after you have had too much wine and cannot retract your actions. It's the reason why they should attach breathalyzers/drug testing kits to PC's.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-01-28
VERBOTOMY: Feel asleep at the key board again.
DEFINITION: The unaccounted-for time that it takes to account for the time you spent doing actual work. The time spent filling out hourly, daily or weekly reports of your work, which usually has no category for the time it takes to keep track of the rest of your time.
CREATED BY: Tigger - 2008-01-28
DEFINITION: Someone who is infatuated with the personal lives of celebrities, pop stars, the nobility or politicians, and who live vicariously through news stories and rumor reports of those personalities. The act of taking more interest in the lives of celebrities than in one's own personal affairs.
CREATED BY: Tigger - 2008-01-28
DEFINITION: A gesture or body language signature made in full knowledge that the person on the other end of the phone cannot see it.
CREATED BY: ErWenn - 2008-01-26
VERBOTOMY: So team, what do you think about my idea?
DEFINITION: the act of stealing a movie quote by saying it in an everyday situation, making no reference to the movie it is from, and taking full credit for being clever or funny.
CREATED BY: zebrahdh - 2008-01-24
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