The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: A person who finds potentially dirty or risqué meanings in just about any conversation, and who always tries to cleverly point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into sexual context. The annoyingly habitual use of sexual innuendo.
CREATED BY: Tigger - 2008-02-07
VERBOTOMY: Look how "stiff" he is
DEFINITION: a gadget, tool, or device that gives its user a false sense of security by hiding the problems it creates, only to suddenly and catastrophically reveal the extent of the damage once it's too late.
CREATED BY: dlxwdave - 2008-02-06
DEFINITION: In a lopsided unreciprocated relationship - when you find yourself exclusively being the helpful listener or conversely, being the only talker/complainer.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2008-02-06
VERBOTOMY: You're the only person who ever listens to me
DEFINITION: "The emotional state created by the act of waking up with a total (or total lack) of memory of ones behaviour at the office party the night before"
CREATED BY: CanadianAndyCapp - 2008-02-06
DEFINITION: When you return from an awesome trip, or have an amazing experience and, while sharing your adventure with a group of listeners, someone tries to 'top that' by claiming to have had an even more awesome or amazing experience. That guy who always has to trump everything that anyone says, no matter how improbable their claim.
CREATED BY: Tigger - 2008-02-04
DEFINITION: n., Unidentified,petrified matter found on the floor by an infant or toddler that is promptly consumed before it can be confiscated by horrified parent/guardian.
CREATED BY: picabomama - 2008-02-02
DEFINITION: if u took off the garbage and fell and get all the garbage over u
CREATED BY: purpleman - 2008-02-01
VERBOTOMY: He's kind of possessive about his litter
DEFINITION: The shock and embarrassment you feel when you reach a milestone age, like 30 or 40 and you come to work and see that your desk has been decorated with streamers, balloons and various glittery signs that broadcast your age to the rest of the office.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2008-02-01
VERBOTOMY: Do you think she's over-reacting?
DEFINITION: When you own something prestigious like a car or boat and you worship it and you are afraid to let people go on it or near it or touch it because you are scared of it getting damaged or greasy or messed up by hands and hair etc. And when you do let people go on it, everything must be clean and tidy and symmetrical. Similar to OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive-Disorder).
CREATED BY: Dougalistic - 2008-02-01
DEFINITION: The feeling of anger, and pain and revenge you get when you spend years building something of personal value only to get destroyed or trashed by somebody or something with complete disregard to your effort and agony to build that object.
CREATED BY: Dougalistic - 2008-02-01
VERBOTOMY: I don't know if I can take it
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