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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: Noun: the the un-fresh smell that pervades your office,and the whole building, after being shut up all week-end; the unpleasant smell inside any building where all fresh air has been kept out because the building is tightly locked, for a significant period, without heat and air conditionin. Verb: smelling stale from lack of fresh air, heat, and air conditioning.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2008-02-16
DEFINITION: verb: to be so attached to your cell phone, you cannot be without it at any time, refuse to turn it off at any time, and even sleep with it noun: the uncontrollable need to always be connected to your cell phone
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2008-02-16
DEFINITION: verb: to look at a portrait of someone that you actually feel their emotions at the time there portrait was drawn
CREATED BY: dalmero8 - 2008-02-15
DEFINITION: N: That weird stare your cat,dog, bird or other pet gets in it's eye when it sees you naked and you wonder what it is thinking. V:To stare at your human owner when he or she changes clothes or is otherwise naked.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-02-14
VERBOTOMY: Ah, what happened to you fur?
DEFINITION: noun: The obsessive fad of having a water bottle always by one's side, regardless of how inconvenient, unnecessary, or impolite it may be; noun: (-er) One who fears that death by dehydration devilishly haunts every path to the nearest source of drinking water.
CREATED BY: Maxine - 2008-02-13
VERBOTOMY: If you don't drink enough then your brain turns stupid
DEFINITION: verb: to be accused of something you didn't do, then do that exact same thing later by accident
CREATED BY: 8Revolution8 - 2008-02-13
DEFINITION: verb: To be overly protective of one person or object to the point of wanting to kill someone for even thinking about touching it/them. noun: The person who would rather die than see the object of their obsession in someone elses hands.
CREATED BY: Biscotti - 2008-02-12
VERBOTOMY: But Daddy you can't lock me in my room
DEFINITION: verb: To seek appreciation, support, and/or love by trying to get people to feel sorry for you. Noun: Someone who believes that if you don't feel sorry for them, you do not love them.
CREATED BY: metro1 - 2008-02-08
VERBOTOMY: I don't know if I can take it
DEFINITION: n:Someone you work with who can only speak in work jargon to the point where their input at meetings and discussions with others make absolutely no sense.(Others' Eyes glaze over) V: To speak in jargon so as to make yourself sound more intelligent than you really are but end up not communicating anything worthwhile. e.g. "Going forward, pursuant to our mutual goals,I submit that we open a window and pencil each other in for a mutually convenient dialogue to concretize our objectives and effect an engaged buy in, in concepting our brand awareness. (translation: Let's schedule a meeting to plan the next meeting on trying to figure out what we do here all day!)
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-02-08
VERBOTOMY: We have securitized the lavatory entrance systems
DEFINITION: verb: To endlessly seek compliments by insulting oneself (e.g. "I eat too much. I'm going to be fat...") or by complaining about the difficulty of one's life (e.g. "I'm totally swamped today. Besides my work for my executive job, I have to go get that award they're giving me..."); noun: (-er) A person who is transformed into a grade-A annoyance by a poor self-image and a poorer sense of propriety.
CREATED BY: Maxine - 2008-02-07
VERBOTOMY: I wish this dress didn't make me look fat
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