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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: the process of trying on and rejecting an item of clothing then throwing it in the laundry hamper instead of re-folding and putting it away
CREATED BY: spotthecat1 - 2008-03-25

DEFINITION: To have a health condition/illness and to continually deny that it exists even after your doctor has diagnosed it.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2008-03-25

DEFINITION: v. To pick up a piece of lint from the floor that the vacuum has not lifted, and then drop it in front of the vacuum again, to give it another chance to pick it up; n. The piece of lint that the vacuum will not pick up.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-03-25

DEFINITION: v. To drive with one's turn signal on, despite having no intention of turning; n. A person who drives with his turn signal on, but who then does not turn.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-03-25

DEFINITION: n. The little balls of wet grass that are left behind a lawnmower with a full bag; v. To ignore the need to empty a full lawnmower bag in order to get the lawn done.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-03-25

DEFINITION: n. A person who laughs when a joke is told, despite not understanding what the joke is. v. To laugh at a joke one does not understand.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-03-25

DEFINITION: v. To arrange in advance to phone a friend during a blind date in order to give the friend an out from the date; n. The fake phone call that is used to end a blind date.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-03-25

DEFINITION: Verb: To feel frustration when driving particularly fast and then being stuck behind a person who is doing the legal speed limit. Noun: The person who gets upset at another driver for being perfectly legal, but in their way.
CREATED BY: Biscotti - 2008-03-25

DEFINITION: v. To date whomever one's parents most dislike; n. The psychological condition that makes one's mate's desirability seem to increase as familial approval decreases.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-03-24

DEFINITION: v. when you are zoned in on some good movie and ignore everything but manage to still eat your popcorn n. a multi-tasking power while zoned in on a movie
CREATED BY: leechdude - 2008-03-24

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'Why are you still working on your resume?'

DEFINITION: v. To obsessively work on, shine and polish something which has no intrinsic value. n. A item which has lots of imagined shine in the eyes of the owner, but no real value for anyone else.

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