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Verbinition
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: Verb: To demand punishment for one's wrong doing; no matter how insignificant or harmless the wrong doing was. Noun: The person who demands a punishment for even the smallest of crime, e.g. Being one minute late for work.
CREATED BY: Biscotti - 2008-04-25
DEFINITION: v. To refrain from taking the last two sheets of toilet paper from the roll so that someone else will have to replace it. n. A person who perpetually avoids replacing the toilet paper roll in this manner.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-04-24
DEFINITION: n: The fear that your job will soon be outsourced (moved offshore to employees in a far-off country). v: To threaten to outsource jobs if productivity does not improve.
CREATED BY: rebelvin - 2008-04-22
DEFINITION: To be blamed for something beyond your control and circumstances, i.e. getting chewed out by a fellow passenger on the packed train simply because the crowd entering the train shoved you into them.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2008-04-16
DEFINITION: N: When you buy a kid or a pet a new toy and they are way more interested in playing with the box it came in, than the toy itself. V: To place more value and fun factor on the wrapping than the present itself.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-04-14
DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while doing absolutely nothing strenuous at all, such as when simply bending down, standing up, turning your head quickly, etc. n. an injury received from normal, everyday activity, which is embarrassing to admit or explain.
CREATED BY: Tigger - 2008-04-13
DEFINITION: n. A person who seems to have ESP as s/he mumbles your exact words in synchronicity every time you go into a passionate tirade.
CREATED BY: queenjane75 - 2008-04-13
DEFINITION: n: The news that your boss sends out in a written treatise is not believed, but if you hear the same thing in the staff cafeteria, it is gospel...it must be true! v:Believing innuendo is more plausible than believing actual, official facts.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-04-12
DEFINITION: The frustration felt when your boss seems to only take notice when you leave work on time or even a bit early, but he/she never seems to notice those days when you stay late, never walking by or acknowledging your extra efforts.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2008-04-11
DEFINITION: n:The people who stand up right away when disembarking from a plane and rush to get out, only to meet you a half hour later at the luggage carousel, no further ahead of the game and still no luggage...(People who are pushy and rush to do something you just cannot rush!) v: To hurry up and then wait and wait.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-04-10
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