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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: N: The friend or relative who verbally constantly competes or brags, especially in health or wealth matters, like if you have a headache, they have a brain tumor. V: To respond to something said with a "That's nothing, I ..." and suffer a greater illness or financial gain than the person with whom you are in discussion.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-06-22
DEFINITION: The act of smiling as if one is still listening intently, while thinking, "Please Lord, strike me or HER with lightning right now..." Usually followed by a sensation of numbness on the brain and the frightening urge to suddenly laugh outloud, instantly followed by running at high spead in the opposite direction.
CREATED BY: lumina - 2008-06-17
DEFINITION: The moment when a huge fan of reality tv SNAPS and now believes their life is being taped and will be airing on The E Channel.
CREATED BY: lumina - 2008-06-16
DEFINITION: The fine art of talking nonsense to the person you are with so that the ex across the room that you are pretending not to see thinks you are not only having a really good time, but really have moved on. Occasionally laughter is added for effect.
CREATED BY: lumina - 2008-06-16
DEFINITION: One's natural ability to withhold comments that one knows to be true in order to uphold diplomacy in a delicate situation, as in the workplace, or at a family gathering.
CREATED BY: mikeysfbay - 2008-06-14
DEFINITION: The irresistible and uncomfortably distracting fascination while engaged in discussion with someone of great importance, with his over abundant growth of nasal hair and the unsightly greenish object dangling so noticeably therein.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2008-06-14
DEFINITION: The bland and sometimes even offensive cuisine prepared by one who thinks his grilling and barbeque offerings are superior, particularly his 'national' and 'ethnic' renderings.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2008-06-14
DEFINITION: To be so superstitious, that you refuse to leave the house on Friday the thirteenth, no matter what others may think.
CREATED BY: TJayzz - 2008-06-08
DEFINITION: lazy plot device type phrases so overused in a TV show that they enable the audience to play drinking games as they watch ie as used in SATC when Carrie the columnist writes her column "i couldn't help but wonder"... "i got to thinking"... etc "are we all just (insert tiresome pun here) instead of whatever blah blah
CREATED BY: pungineer - 2008-06-05
DEFINITION: V: To name a suitor with a nickname that is descriptive (i.e Mr.Big) N: A nickname given by you to a suitor which decribes his characteristics.
CREATED BY: Nosila - 2008-05-31
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